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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    I really don't understand the appeal of Margaret Cho. She seems like someone I theoretically might find funny...and yet....no.

    It's always a bad sign when a "comedy" crowd claps more than it laughs.

    Also, it is HOT AS FUCKIN' BALLS in New York City. This is absolutely unconscionable. I sorta don't want to even go out tonight because that calls for going outside.
     
    #121 MoreCowbell, Jul 22, 2011
  2. RCGT

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    Christ. Is anyone else following this shit going on in Norway? Gunman + bomb blast = bad news.
     
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    Woah, you mean terrorist attacks happen in other countries now, too? Amazing what they have these days.
     
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    I just had a lengthy conversation with my 70 year old mother about gay sex. She used the words blowjob and 69.

    She is honestly one of the smartest people I have ever known, but she still couldn't understand the concepts of top and bottom until I had to finally resort to using the words ass and fuck.

    I'm drinking whiskey now.
     
    #124 Noland, Jul 22, 2011
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    So now she knows your granddaddy was a bottom... what's the big deal?
     
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    "That's why we called 'em Grandpappy Power Bottom. Bouncing on his knee was never the same after that." Now I'm imagining Rob Halford in full S&M gear.

    First Yuengling down the hatch. Finished a "The Crucible" knock-off called "The Heretic's Daughter," and now it is time for gin.

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    I hear you. I always hear you. You're on my lips and breath, and I can't escape your perfume. Even before the words could pass my mouth, before I knew for myself, I have known, somewhere, that it's always been you.

    Cue the Popeye theme.
     
    #126 CharlesJohnson, Jul 22, 2011
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    Peggy: Jeff Gordon is handsome, and he's a great champion.
    Luanne: He's the world's fastest Christian
     
    #127 scotchcrotch, Jul 22, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/18561/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-hes-a-bear" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.hulu.com/watch/18561/its-alw ... hes-a-bear</a>

     
    #128 Nom Chompsky, Jul 22, 2011
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    Fucking provincial Texas hicks. Ayrton Senna was clearly the world's fastest Christian.

    Actually I downloaded a documentary on him. Funny clip from Brazilian TV.

    1:30 in this clip



    "Do any of your girlfriends tell you to go faster?"
     
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  10. Noland

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    I hate all of you.
     
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  11. Nom Chompsky

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    My vote goes to Mary Magdalene.
     
    #131 Nom Chompsky, Jul 22, 2011
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    Fun fact: nowhere in the bible is it mentioned that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute.
     
    #132 ghettoastronaut, Jul 22, 2011
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    The TITS thread got me thinking about weird nipples. Since that thread should not be sullied, anyone ever see a pair of truly heinous nipples? Like rotted tootsie rolls or something? Moldy dinner plates with food still clinging to them?

    Then there's these:

    (As per last drunk thread... I FUCKING WARNED YOU. I am warning you AGAIN)

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    And the coup de grace:

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    I can't stop laughing. She'll never misplace her keys again.
     
    #133 CharlesJohnson, Jul 22, 2011
  14. Nom Chompsky

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    You clearly haven't read my hand-annotated version.
     
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    To be fair, he said "mentioned." Not "hand drawn in disturbingly graphic detail."
     
    #135 MoreCowbell, Jul 22, 2011
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    Eye bleach for black jesus' previous post:

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    And a .gif for good measure:

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    Probably still not enough.
     
    #136 Gravitas, Jul 22, 2011
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    I buy the first two, but that last one, no way that is real.
     
    #137 mya, Jul 22, 2011
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    It's not real it's not real it's not real it's not real it's not real IT'S NOT REAL DAMNIT!
     
    #138 bewildered, Jul 22, 2011
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    This one is my favorite. Look at the woman with the glasses. Her eye looks like it is going to pop out of her head.
     
    #139 zyron, Jul 22, 2011
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    Ugh, flashbacks of trying to explain to my grandmother why all the pages were clumped. I don't think she believed me when I said it was a miracle and that Luke and John just loved to "stick together."
     
    #140 Nom Chompsky, Jul 22, 2011
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