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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    And the guy. "What the fuck is this? What am I lookin' at here?"

    "I see. Then what happened on these pages?"
    "The Second Coming?"

    Thanks folks, I'll be here all week, tip your waitresses.
     
    #141 MoreCowbell, Jul 22, 2011
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    In the park home run for this hooker right here! Yayayaya.
     
    #143 hooker, Jul 22, 2011
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Oooh, congrats!

    That means you fucked in the outfield, right?
     
    #144 Nom Chompsky, Jul 22, 2011
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    '

    I thought it was a metaphor for incest.
     
    #145 Gravitas, Jul 22, 2011
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    In the public bathrooms down the third base line actually.

    There ain't nothing like a homeless man taking a piss in the next stall while you're mid orgasm.
     
    #146 hooker, Jul 22, 2011
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Yeah, but they almost always charge extra for that.
     
    #147 Nom Chompsky, Jul 22, 2011
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    I thought that was only if you wanted them to piss ON you?
     
    #148 hooker, Jul 22, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Wait, did you say?

    ::whistles, quickly puts penis away::
     
    #149 Nom Chompsky, Jul 22, 2011
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    Just give the dude a twelve pack and then it's the gift that keeps on giving.
     
    #150 Noland, Jul 22, 2011
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    It should be free. In my day it was a common courtesy. Expected even! What the hell is wrong with people anymore? Not pissing on people mid coitus in a little league shitter for free... this country has gone to hell. Family values. That's what we're missing.
     
    #151 CharlesJohnson, Jul 22, 2011
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    And who doesn't love a nice, warm, free Golden Shower?
     
    #152 hooker, Jul 22, 2011
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    If it makes you feel better, every time you post a picture of a dude's busted asshole or pinky-length nipples, I fantasize about unleashing a warm stream of Golden Delicious directly into your apple piehole.
     
    #153 Nom Chompsky, Jul 22, 2011
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    It's free right? Or are you buyin' this time?

    Admit it, come clean*. Who's been peed on? No shame, it's sterile and warm.




    *HAAAAAAA
     
    #154 CharlesJohnson, Jul 22, 2011
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    #155 hooker, Jul 22, 2011
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    Sticking with the homoeroticism theme:
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    Why, what did you expect?
     
    #156 RCGT, Jul 22, 2011
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    At least piss is sterile right?
     
    #157 Kubla Kahn, Jul 22, 2011
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    She's fucking mental, that one. But I'm not going to lie, she's kind of a perfect whore. She fucks good and dirty. Or rather - gets fucked good and dirty.
     
    #158 hooker, Jul 22, 2011
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    Is it gay if I was disappointed? Pic related.

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    #159 Nom Chompsky, Jul 22, 2011
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    Just jumping in here anyway here are some 'Gin Blossums'. Sorry for the shitty cartoon.

     
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