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Get That Dog A Beer! WDT 7/22/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. Noland

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    No. What she is is entirely fucked up. What happened to that girl from birth to now would make Patrick Bateman shudder. There is shit going on with her neurons that defy description.
     
    #161 Noland, Jul 22, 2011
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    Have you met her?
     
    #162 hooker, Jul 22, 2011
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    Come on dude, it's Norway. It's like a terrorist attack on buddhist monks or pandas, it's just wrong.
     
    #163 Winterbike, Jul 22, 2011
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    New hobby: reading the wikipedia entries for porn actresses. Something about the detached academic tone of wikipedia makes it hilarious.
     
    #164 Nom Chompsky, Jul 22, 2011
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    I'm on fire.

     
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  6. Noland

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    Yeah, she lives next door. Her front porch is paved with broken glass, her living room is piled waist high in garbage and she sleeps in a bed made of burlap. She's poison. Porn is fun, but that chick is so fucked up the guys that rape women in Darfur would question her morals.
     
    #166 Noland, Jul 22, 2011
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    She has a baby now, so she much be responsible.
     
    #167 hooker, Jul 22, 2011
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    Enough about Taylor.

    Amy Ried has better tits and isn't even half as crazy.
     
    #168 hooker, Jul 22, 2011
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    Nice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bree_Olson I now know what I'm going to do for the next half hour or so.

    edit: She won an award for the Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene – The 8th Day. I love that this is an award.

    Also, enjoying Coors Light and wondering if Blue Dog is doing the same.
     
    #169 Jubes2681, Jul 22, 2011
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    I think the correct answer here is "Not for you."
     
    #170 RCGT, Jul 22, 2011
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    That's one way to describe anal.
     
    #171 Nom Chompsky, Jul 22, 2011
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    I don't even know who that chick is, but if she's in porn then she fucks for money on film. Half as crazy as Taylor Rain isn't an impressive accomplishment.
     
    #172 Noland, Jul 22, 2011
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    I've done that.

    Ahem, several times.
     
    #173 Nitwit, Jul 22, 2011
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    There's too many morals in this thread tonight.
     
    #174 hooker, Jul 22, 2011
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    #175 Nitwit, Jul 22, 2011
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    Cottage country is glorious. Aside from the nuclear bumblebees, i have had perfect Lake Huron sunsets every night.

    Now if you'll excuse my fine ass, I think I will go smoke a large bowl and then scare the piss out of our neighbouring teenagers with a cherry bomb rocket.

    Gotta love native reservations, they sell frowned upon pyrotechnics year round.
     
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    A teacher friend told me he had a student use the term "desecrate" as "distracted" in an essay today...and he teaches college level courses.

    Pathetic, but hilarious at the same time.
     
    #177 Jubes2681, Jul 22, 2011
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    I really did not appreciate Leonard Cohen when I was younger. I can't stop listening to this song. This man is such a poet.



    ...and I lift my glass to the awful truth, which you can't reveal to the ears of youth, except to say it isn't worth a dime...
     
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    Spotify is pretty awesome.

    Great to listen to all this music and not be breaking the law.
     
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    All I want to do is pull your panties down and do terrible things to it.
     
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