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Get Your Act Together Chompsky, WDT, Today Until Later

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jan 18, 2013.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    how about i stay drunk and hold you anyway
     
    #21 Nom Chompsky, Jan 19, 2013
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    it's like they say, any marriage worth its salt starts on a foundation of deceit. maybe for your fifth anniversary she'll confess to being two youths standing on each others shoulders and wearing a trenchcoat and a fake mustache.
     
    #22 Nom Chompsky, Jan 19, 2013
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    Only way I found out is adding her to my insurance, they needed a copy of the marriage license, first time I actually looked at it, surprised isn't the word.
     
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  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Does it cost extra to insure a minor?
     
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    How hard was it to sneak her into the bars? Or did she have a really good fake?
     
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    Good fake, never really got carded that much, I never had a reason to question her age.
     
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    I wonder what shes been telling her good friends all these years? Or maybe she hasn't told that part of the story at all.
     
    #27 toddamus, Jan 19, 2013
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    I had a good fake when I was 20. Unfortunately, the girl whose name was on it (A) found out about it and (B) was unhappy that I was friends with her estranged husband, so I got arrested for MIP while drinking the week before my 21st birthday.
     
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    When she started dating you, is that when she told Manti Te'o that she was actually dead?
     
    #29 JWags, Jan 19, 2013
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    Next chance I get, I'm going to try, "Sorry, we can't date anymore because I'm dead."
     
    #30 ssycko, Jan 19, 2013
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    You better check your marriage license dude. If she put her false DOB on there, it might not be valid. If it isn't valid, don't tell her.

    According to Liar Liar, you aren't legally married, so if you get "divorced" your marriage wasn't valid in the first place, and you keep all your stuff!

    Edit, just saw it was valid. Sucks yo be you.

    So anyway, one of my nephews doesn't like oranges. I wonder why.
     

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    If I could gamble on relationships I would back up the truck on a divorce here. You know those people that make retarded rationalizations to put up with hilariously awful shit in relationships that everyone around them sees as obvious signs of dysfunction?

    That's the road you're on right now.
     
    #32 Frank, Jan 19, 2013
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    It was -23 when I woke up this morning, and I have to move 3 tons of fuel into the cellar. It is going to suck. Luckily I have two friends who spent 2 years at the south pole to help, so they probably won't bitch about the cold too much.

    When I tried to get back in this morning, my hand froze to the doorknob.
     
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    So you're married to a girl that felt it was necessary to mislead you about her age for years?

    The phrase 'What could possibly go wrong with that?' immediately springs to mind.

    To be fair, pretty much every single time I thought or said 'What could possibly go wrong with that?' I invariably found out just what could go wrong. But please keep in mind that I'm a Professional Bad Decision Maker (TM) so take what I say with a boulder of salt.
     
    #34 The Village Idiot, Jan 19, 2013
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    There are few things I like about Stamford, CT, but one of them is bars that are 23+.

    Christ I feel like ass this morning.
     
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    This. For real. Huge red flags here.

    What did she say? What was her explanation or process here?
     
    #36 shimmered, Jan 19, 2013
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    Stop getting all up in this dudes head. Gaawwlll.
     
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    Re: Re: Get Your Act Together Chompsky, WDT, Today Until Later

    She said that she figured she could get away with it, thus avoiding me giving her shit for the foreseeable future.

    Eh she lied from the first date and then couldn't tell me the truth, again at this point what does it matter, rationalization or not she is my wife and I love her.
     
    #38 Flat_Rate, Jan 19, 2013
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    I am more interested in when you said "Happy XX birthday" what she said/did. And really how the fuck didn't you know until now?
     
    #39 wexton, Jan 19, 2013
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    This is not a problem I'll ever have and one I must say I'll be pleased to not have. I don't do well with people who lie and, if I was in that situation, I'd be phoning the lawyer and getting divorced. Life is shitty enough without having to deal with a lying spouse.

    Also, how is this thread only 3 pages long? Are you lot all boozed out or something?

    Word to the wise: Don't buy a car with central locking, unless you're really vigilant about making sure the car's battery works, or you're calling AAA/RAC/AA to get into your car when the battery runs flat and you can't even open the doors to pop the hood/bonnet.
     
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