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Get Your Act Together Chompsky, WDT, Today Until Later

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jan 18, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I should invite Mel to Oktoberfest in Kitchener this year. Where better for people to get drunk and act like Germans?
     
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    Who wants to play chess?

    (STILL SINGLE, LADIES!)
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    The hot water suddenly cut out halfway through my shower, right after I had put my conditioner in my hair and started a full body Dead Sea salt scrub. I tried to last long enough to at least rinse everything off but I have a very low tolerance for cold and couldn't handle it for very long, so I still have around half of the conditioner in and scrub on. As anyone else who has been to the Dead Sea knows, that shit kind of stings after a while, so I now have this fun semi-burning sensation all over my body.

    Now, I'm not saying that the FACT that my hot water cut out for the first time ever right after my discovery of the Truth Behind the Sandy Hook Truther Movement Movement is proof that my accusations are correct, but it's a bit too much of a coincidence to ignore ...........
     
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    ...go on
     
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    Not to get all AudreyMonroe truther here or anything but I never thought the conversations of them talking on the phone sounded quite right. It really sounds like she recorded his one way conversation and then edited in her shit. Bitch looks like a shape shifting alien too.




    This shit is too funny.
     
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  6. Crown Royal

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    It's like God's gift to humour. Absolute masterpiece. "I deserve to be BLOWN FIRST...before the fucking jacuzzi!!!

    Maybe it's because I'm fucked up, but how can you not love that man? That level of craziness deserves appeciation.
     
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  7. wexton

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    That is fucked. But you want to see expensive insurance? Well at least where i live, go insure a fucking supersport bike. My 2012 GSX-R 750 for full coverage, 550ish for 3 months.
     
    #107 wexton, Jan 19, 2013
  8. Tuesday

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    Whomp whomp. My 1200cc Buell is ~$450 full coverage for the year. I'd love to pick up a 750 too, but know I'll get raped on insurance, despite my clean record. Ridiculous.

    And wtf is going on in here?

    [​IMG]

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  9. kindalas

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    The kind of person who drives a $62,000 car is different from the kind of person who drives a $20000 car.

    More importantly BMW drivers take their driving seriously, and that swings the statistics in one way and VW drivers are either older expat Germans (like my Mother and her parents) or they think that the VW bage means that whatever they are driving is really a Golf GTI that's indestructible.

    Or the the kind of people who can only afford a 20K car tend to be much less responsible then the kind of people who can afford a 62k car.

    And an X5 that's the least BMW of BMWs. I thought you had a cool BMW.
     
    #109 kindalas, Jan 19, 2013
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    Where is shegirl when you need her?
     
    #110 Kubla Kahn, Jan 19, 2013
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    Just enjoying a little captain n coke...

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    #111 Arctic_Scrap, Jan 20, 2013
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    I accidentally crashed guys' night tonight, and figured out how sexually unavailable I am to my male friends when, after a few hours, one of the guys left in search of vagina. Now the guy to girl ratio is down to 6 to 1. Yeahhhhhhh.
     
    #112 Pussy Galore, Jan 20, 2013
  13. Crown Royal

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    Now I know what it feels like to have sex-starved Aryans have their way with you. This is actually worse than breaking your ribs. And believe me, that sucks.

    Again, kudos to Colorado and Washington for legalizing the best, and safest painkiller there is. Also laughter. Laughter is great medicine. Unless you break your ribs, then laughter sucks. Anyway, I'm rambling.
     
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    So you're still complaining about you're broken ass?
     
    #114 toddamus, Jan 20, 2013
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    Dude, I am not trying to whine but it is a shit sandwich. I'm borderline helpless and I hate that feeling.
     
    #115 Crown Royal, Jan 20, 2013
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    One way to successfully stay on your diet is to receive the most foul Chinese take out ever. I am so disgusted with this food that I may never eat Chinese food again. It has created too many bad memories.
     
    #116 bewildered, Jan 20, 2013
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    Is "bad memories" code for "will be hovering over the toilet later with my ass impersonating a firehose"? Chinese food often does that to me.
     
    #117 Durbanite, Jan 20, 2013
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    No, it is just bad quality, bad tasting brown colored chicken. Just because there's sesame seeds doesn't mean it's sesame chicken, assholes!
     
    #118 bewildered, Jan 20, 2013
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    Amateur
     
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    I can sort of relate. I'm 27 and it's been 8 years since meaningful sex.


     
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