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Get Your Act Together Chompsky, WDT, Today Until Later

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jan 18, 2013.

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  1. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    Man, the hired help sure are getting mouthy these days...
     
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    I think we have different ideas of country. I grew up in the middle of the woods in north Texas. Forget milk/dog food/your keys/whatever? It's a 50 mile round trip. Want to have dinner in a restaurant for a change of pace? 60 mile trip, or 100 if you want something "nicer".
    Shopping, clothing, necessities - they're all an hour away. The little projects you do around the house that you send your wife to Home Depot to pick up pieces for because something doesn't work right and fucking hell your last drill bit just broke? That's a two hour window of time gone.

    I love the country. I love my horses and my parents' land and I always feel better after having sat under the stars and God knows, I need to do that more often...

    But ^^^^^ that shit ^^^^^ is for the fucking birds.

    I'll cheerfully live ten miles outside of town, no problem, and in fact hope to when we move. But the whole spend your paycheck on gas so you can drive to work sucks balls. When y'all are talking country, that's what I'm hearing.
     
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    There's no way to explain how I feel right now. I need to stop drinking once I get home from the bar. The 4 or 5am stuff makes me a hurting man the next day.
     
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    I'm baking a cake and making steaks for dinner, I have a bottle of wine and some good cheese.

    Too bad The Husband is 2k miles away. Boo.


    Going to Napa in February. Any advice from anyone?
     
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    Visit the Tudal Winery, and go to the Culinary Institute of America's west coast campus for a meal. A little pricey (what in that area isn't?) but well worth it.
     
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    Does Eddie Money have brain damage?

     
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    I think we are going to stay in the Marine hotel there. Hopefully, it will live up to what the NPS has been.
     
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    Laugh it up, but it's damn near impossible for a Texan to refrain from clapclapclapclapping when they hear that line.
     
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    Where the fuck do YOU think the market forces come from that make growing that steak profitable? Country folk don't sell things to city folk out of the sheer goodness of their hearts, and the transaction goes both ways.

    I don't know what it is about this place but I am now growing a what looks like cellulitis on my arm. Fuck, kuhjager, keep that shit to yourself.
     
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    I had to drop the middle one at a birthday party and now I am sitting in a Starbucks with all the hipsters killing time by tapping away on our phones. I have become what I beheld and I hate myself.
     
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    Niners are going to the superbowl bitches. A little old QB from my twins high school Colin Kaepernick is leading them. It is going to be a pretty interesting and exciting time for the twins in the next two weeks.
     
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    FINALLY saw Django Unchained. It was good, not great. And nowhere near Inglorious Bastards, which was a masterpiece.
     
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    He does look like he's stroked out recently.


    Also, the main ref in the AFC championship game always freaks me the fuck out. Either a terrible face lift or too much make up.
     
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    I suppose you could stop buying food. That'll show them.
     
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    Yeah, and they could also not earn a living.

    All I'm saying is, each group has chosen a different way of life as an economically viable one, and they each depend on each other. And sorry country folk, my way of life is not less moral, less wholesome, or less patriotic than yours.
     
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    When I was in college I once waited two and a half hours for Chinese delivery in which the orange chicken was flavored with orange gumdrops.
     
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    You know your Chinese restaurant is shady when they have menu items like "boneless pudding" and "eggplant prepared under mysterious circumstances."

    My wife says the Chinese food in Hong Kong is tits. I really want to check that city out some day.
     
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    It does come with that smug air of superiority mentality that makes everyone outside the city limits hate you.
     
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