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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Ooh, ooh, draw something for me!
     
    #241 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 1, 2011
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    And, by "me" I mean the whole board. But, you know, like mention me or something.
     
    #242 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 1, 2011
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    Draw an astronaut with a crossbow fighting a T-Rex holding a chainsaw.

    LET MY BIDDING BE DONE
     
    #243 Backroom, Oct 1, 2011
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    draw me
     
    #244 hotwheelz, Oct 1, 2011
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    while riding a horse.
     
    #245 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 1, 2011
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    How can he use the crossbow if he's also holding a chainsaw? It's a two-handed weapon!
     
    #246 Roxanne, Oct 1, 2011
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    oooooooor, since it turns out you don't have to be a stripper . . . draw a scene of yourself from your interview for THAT job.

    Boom! Roasted!
     
    #247 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 1, 2011
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    Shit is about to hit the fan. I really shouldn't be allowed more than 2 drinks
     
    #248 TX., Oct 1, 2011
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    Constraints of such silly things as logic never stopped Salvador Dali, did it?
     
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    First injury of the night... [​IMG]
     
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    Who's getting the beatdown?
     
    #251 Gravitas, Oct 1, 2011
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    It'd be nice, you know? Cowbells have egos too.
     
    #252 MoreCowbell, Oct 1, 2011
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    My imagination hasn't fired up yet.
     

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    Do you even have to interview? I thought you just kinda..showed up naked.
     
    #254 Roxanne, Oct 1, 2011
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    Uh oh. Ghetto's new heels rubbed a blister, huh?
     
    #255 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 1, 2011
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Holy shit I just remembered I have ABSINTHE that I bought from Prague.....5 years ago. You are right, my dear TX, shit is indeed about to hit the fine.
     
    #256 dubyu tee eff, Oct 1, 2011
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    My freshman year I was in the Honors program. I took honors chemistry. The first exam I took I studied for 40 hours because in class I felt like I was retarded. After the exam I was so stunned at how hard it was and how bad I bombed I was trying to use my room key to get in my dorm neighbor.

    When I got it back I think I got a 26 or 27. My professor than told the class he gives probably the hardest exams we will ever take (That was fucking true) and therefore the lowest grade he gives is a C- on exams (If you didn't get a B in an Honors class you didn't get credit for it for some kind of honors bullshit). I never studied for an exam again and dropped honors after freshman year.
     
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    ...which is the interview.
     
    #258 MoreCowbell, Oct 1, 2011
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    Ghetto hurt me.
     
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    Yeah, I think you're right. Just draw that.
     
    #260 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 1, 2011
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