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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    You know what sucks? Having not enough Pizza Bites.
     
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    You know what's awesome? Having a box of corn dogs.
     
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    Fun dubyu tee eff fact: I've never had a corn dog.

    Actually I've also never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich...or peanut butter at all.

    Guess what color I'm not.
     
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    Ooo...yea this isn't gonna work out...
     
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    Wait... how the fuck is that even possible? The odds must be like winning the lottery.
     
    #305 hellogoodbye, Oct 1, 2011
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    RACIST.

    I'm telling.
     
    #307 dubyu tee eff, Oct 1, 2011
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    How the fuck...?

    Ok, corn dog's I can sort of understand, but PB&J's?! That's not what I call living.
     
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    I heard racism was okay as long as you're not white.
     
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    At first it started off as an "I'm an immigrant" thing, but since then it's served me so much as a fallback "tell me something interesting about yourself" thing that I have been offered and refused number of PB&J sammiches.

    You're....not white?
     
    #310 dubyu tee eff, Oct 1, 2011
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    Persians fall in that weird limbo between ethnically white and culturally brown.
     
    #311 Roxanne, Oct 1, 2011
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    Ohhhh one of those. You realize then that we can not tell our parents of one anthers existence, right? They will threaten either beatings or marriage..........or both.
     
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    BOO! AUBURN AND KLEMPSON!!! 8 hours until the gates open for tailgating
     
    #313 palmettosc, Oct 1, 2011
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    They'll only consent if you're an engineer and have starred in a Bollywood film. They're very particular about their Indians.
     
    #314 Roxanne, Oct 1, 2011
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    Any random ideas to add to a tailgate? We've got a plug at the spot so power is more than just an option.
     
    #315 palmettosc, Oct 1, 2011
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    Hmm I'm an Econ phd candidate who occasionally gets drunk and raps. I can also grow a mustache on demand. Close enough?
     
    #316 dubyu tee eff, Oct 1, 2011
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    You could do it like my Mom and her husband do it, as well as my best friends dad and his friends. These guys roll up to tailgates with huge fold out...sun...shade..things? (I'm drunk) They have these camp chair bench like things, like this:

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    but with backs. Tables full of food, grills full of meat, ice chests full of cold beer, and they, as well as every tailgate around them, have a 36+" LCD tv with a satellite dish so they can watch other games while getting hammered. It's actually rather nice, I don't care much to go to the actual games, but I love tailgating with them, so I tend to just hang out at the tailgate setup and drink while everyone else goes to the game.
     
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    Time to watch a movie and pass out. I have a choice between Quills and Secretary. Either way I'm having weird fucking dreams tonight.
     
    #318 Roxanne, Oct 1, 2011
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    Hooker is a fucking lightweight. Everyone else is okay.
     
    #319 ghettoastronaut, Oct 1, 2011
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    Hello, 4:30 AM. I have missed you terribly. Will you make the rest of this very long day miserable for me? You will? I'm so pleased.
     
    #320 Noland, Oct 1, 2011
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