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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    Morning, kiddo!

    I totally did pass out when we got to the hotel. Not gonna lie.

    I think Crown and Angel drugged me.
     
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    5:30 AM? Hello. I usually ignore you. Oh, but you decided to awaken all three children? On Saturday morning? That's so good of you. Could you tell me if there is a clock tower nearby?
     
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    I find it amusing that even though in this country the drinking age is 18, my wife is 26, but she still gets carded.
     
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    My head hurts.
     
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    How was the Meetup? I bet it wasnt as fun as discussing bedazzled jock straps.
     
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    Meetup was good times. I still think more effort could have been made to get the lace dress girl for ghetto.

    Hotel coffee pot, why are you so fucking slooooooow?
     
    #326 Angel_1756, Oct 1, 2011
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    Good times kids. I love you all.

    Why is there a knife turning inside my skull?
     
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    Crown said the white dress girl was going to a gang bang. Or something.

    Also... my heel hurts.
     
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    I'm not surprised. Lace girl looked like she was down for a gangbang.

    Also, I had a blast. Y'all are all right.
     
    #329 Angel_1756, Oct 1, 2011
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    Well, you really know you're hanging out with a bunch of degenerates when you have access to drugs all day at work and you are not considered the most likely to have drugged someone.
     
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    Ghetto- did you make it home ok? Did you get your gravol?
     
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    A Canadian typed out the word "Y'all". My work here is done.

    Turn the lights off when you leave.
     
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    Yeah I got home just fine. I stopped being nauseous after a while, which is odd, because normally once the spinning starts, it doesn't stop until I'm praying to the porcelain gods.

    Then I got home and ate the rest of that cajun chicken that Blue Dog posted about in the cooking thread. It made acceptable drunk food. Not as good as shawarma, but oh well. But there's a question for you: how does a society that condemns the use of alcohol come up with what is only the best drunk food ever?
     
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    I have never craved drunk shawarma.

    I need coffee and bacon. Will pay for delivery. Hurty.
     
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    it's also among the best high foods.
     
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    Chicken shawarma was the first thing I ever puked up while drunk. Hooray!
     
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    Ghetto you're too innocent to have drugged someone.
     
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    You could go to Fran's or something.

    Actually what I'd love to do is go to Kensington and eat breakfast at one of those Mexican places.
     
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    Mexican on this hangover? That's horseshit.

    Coffee bacon sex. In that order.
     
    #339 Angel_1756, Oct 1, 2011
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    Turn the lights back on.

    What the fuck is shwarma?
     
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