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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. AlmostGaunt

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    One more for the road. Night, TiB!

     
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  2. hooker

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    I just watched this episode. She's so pathetic. But at least she fucked Vinny. He's my favorite.
     
    #362 hooker, Oct 1, 2011
  3. Crown Royal

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    Thank you for not talking about that show very much last night.
     
    #363 Crown Royal, Oct 1, 2011
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    Just for you, I specifically didn't say that Wisconson had named lactococcus lactis as its official microbe when we were discussing how hooker goes there to get cheese.

    Whoops.
     
    #364 ghettoastronaut, Oct 1, 2011
  5. hooker

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    They think my dog has canine influenza. Which to date, hasn't even been reported in Canada.
     
    #365 hooker, Oct 1, 2011
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    #366 Arms Akimbo, Oct 1, 2011
  7. Crown Royal

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    I still have my t-shirt on. I will never wash it.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the hockey game to throw crackers at all the white players. Y'know, try to even things up around here after a dark week.
     
    #367 Crown Royal, Oct 1, 2011
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    Robert Earl Keen was amazing. I only cried twice last night. Whataburger is amazing as well. Throw some baseball into it and so far so good.
     
    #368 shimmered, Oct 1, 2011
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    Christ I wouldn't let Snooki crawl into my bed no matter how hard up I was for pussy.
     
    #369 Juice, Oct 1, 2011
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    Crown, next meetup there will be a three wolf shirt.
     
    #370 hooker, Oct 1, 2011
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    So last night my girlfriend asked me if I wanted to go to a pancake place for breakfast this morning. At 8 AM. I was like, that shit is early. And then she said her dad would be there. After meeting her dad, I now know why she's dating me.

    Things we have in common:

    Dark hair? Check
    Beard? Check
    Bitterly sarcastic sense of humor? Double check
    Awkwardly quiet? Triple check.

    It's somewhat comforting to know that my girlfriend has the same daddy issues that everybody else does.
     
    #371 Jimmy James, Oct 1, 2011
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    So is it illegal to pour vodka in your spouse's tea to get her drunk?
     
    #372 kuhjäger, Oct 1, 2011
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    I'm pretty sure that qualifies as spousal privilege.
     
    #373 Beefy Phil, Oct 1, 2011
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    If it is, it shouldn't be. Do it.
     
    #374 taste_my_rainbow, Oct 1, 2011
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    Is she pregnant? That's the only thing that would make me second guess this course of action. Because if she's pregnant she needs a double. Lady is drinking for two now.

    I can't be the only person here that gets an inordinate amount of satisfaction after vacuuming. See also: cleaning the bathroom and putting on clean socks.
     
    #375 CharlesJohnson, Oct 1, 2011
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    Funny stuff.

     
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    Just realized a girl from my home town is on Real World: San Diego (this show is still on??) and it's going to be painful to watch knowing how utterly stupid she is.
     
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    Well, my second Xbox 360 in 6 months just shit the bed (green screen of death). Wonderful. This morning needs booze.
     
    #378 MoreCowbell, Oct 1, 2011
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    Good. God. I think I just sweated out all the tequila I had last night. Never again. (until next weekend!)
     
    #379 TX., Oct 1, 2011
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    Fucking really?

    I know why we're all here (if I dare say his name aloud...ish) Tucker. We all have conflicting views. Personally? Thought he was funny, had some good ideas, never really came to fruition.

    I don't post frequently, but over the last six or so years, I've come to admire, respect and love some of you. Fuck all that 'the internet isn't a substitute for real life' bullshit-we all know that, but we're also smart enough to know that the internet can compliment real life. The two can live hand in hand-like puppies, and chainsaws.

    I just feel that this site has become a little smug. I used to hate, what I considered the heavy-handed moderation that would occur on the RMMB, but now I see it is sorely lacking-it was what made us face up to our own shortcomings. It was what compelled us to seek to learn and better ourselves, and then seek out this place in its abscence.

    Now? It seems that the only thing that anyone of us care about is this once-a-week Facebook status update party. Don't get me wrong-I enjoy reading what you all post, but where is the heart, the fire that got us all here in the first place.

    I'm fully expecting, welcoming and enjoying my banning, but for fucks sake-stop pretending that you're above the rest of the online communities. A glaringly select few of you have degenerated into cartoon versions of yourself, and that's a real shame, because the real 'You's' were awesome.

    Sorry.
     
    #380 Bob Trousers, Oct 1, 2011
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