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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    With what? I CAN SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
     
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    Crockpots are for people who don't know how to cook. They are Satan's kitchen tool.

    That being said, get some barbecue sauce, pickles, and onion rolls.
     
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    Chrissakes, you know it's bad when you take a dump and it smells like gin and tonic.

    I still love that drink.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://bestcubanrecipes.blogspot.com/2006/04/cuban-chicken-soup-sopa-de-pollo-this.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://bestcubanrecipes.blogspot.com/20 ... -this.html</a>

    Except use the pork instead of chicken. Throw in lime juice instead of lemon juice.

    I'm about to make some whore spaghetti with anchovies and olives. Love whores. LOVE 'EM.
     
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    Why not go a Chinese route? Instead of a stew, mini oriental style pancakes stuffed with the pork, spring onions, shredded cucumber and hoi-sin sauce. Hand-held awesomeness.
     
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    Is this really *you* recommending this or an internet persona?
     
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    I should win free books and have my lunch paid for every Saturday.

    Today has been alright.
     
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    It's renowned internet opinionist chef 'Bob le Trousers'. What of it?
     
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    More ass.......more music.



     

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    Singing happy birthday to my grandmother while my head is splitting, and while trying desperately not to vomit at the smell of chocolate cake, ranks as my most challenging task today. Bleah.

    Crown, it pleases me immensely that you wore that shirt all night with pride. You're a trooper.
     
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    Or for people who work all day and then want to go to the gym after and don't want to whip up a gourmet meal at 7:00 when they get home.
     
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    Hmmm, cuban or chinese. Not going to lie, that cuban soup looks awesome and exactly what I was looking for tonight. I am in a comfort food state of mind.

    And I need to get me an ass like that. Damn my affection for eating. Guess I could scrap the pork entirely and just munch on some carrot sticks.
     
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    I'm making mac and cheese. Bitches.
     
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    Music and ass is better together.

     
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    Tonight is tacos. Then beer and skype. I promise it will be better than last night.
     

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    Popular Country music: Proof again that men will like anything if hot bitches* do.



    *that'd be women to you Mya
     
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    This, this is fucking awesome:

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    It's gotta be better than this nasty ass Blue Moon. I don't care what you say, it has a gross aftertaste of metallic oranges. Ick.
     
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    Blue Moon is for people who don't know what craft beer is and think that major breweries can make a quality product. I remember the same thing when I was in college with Amber Bock (under Michelob).
     
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    Fuck your faces. BLUEMOON4LYFE.
     
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