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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. Roxanne

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    My parents are putting me to shame. They've already drank two bottles of wine and are singing karaoke.
     
    #461 Roxanne, Oct 1, 2011
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    I feel like somebody unscrewed my head and pulled out my soul. Fucking twin sized beds. What hotel in North America still has those?

    Dread, you DO look like exactly David Cross without the male-pattern baldness. Accept it.

    By the way, I have to apologize because I just ate my own douchey words last night: apparently every dude on this board but me IS six and half feet tall, because at the meet-up last night I was greeted by Manute Bol and his family. EVERY dude was basketball player-height except me. No bullshit. Where DO you guys score your HGH in T-Dot, anyway?
     
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    Hey, I am 5' 7" and 120 lbs. I think has something to do with the carding thing.

    I walked by Manute Bol a couple times at the Mohegan Sun casino. I came up to his knees.
     
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    My wife ditched me to go camping with a bunch of old girlfriends she hasn't seen in ages. I've got the baby this weekend and can't go anywhere tonight. So I'm hanging out here tonight. Just had my first glass of scotch and am watching the fourth episode of The Wire. I should have watched this show a long time ago. It's awesome.
     
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    So... what's everyone wearing?
     
    #465 hotwheelz, Oct 1, 2011
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    Here I am.


    You?
     

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    These are some sharp dressed children. And they're in bed! Why yes I will have a sip or two of vodka while I enjoy the game.
     
    #467 McSmallstuff, Oct 1, 2011
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    Remember when these threads had lots of tits?

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    #468 MoreCowbell, Oct 1, 2011
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    you're mean
     
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    Yes! YES! Music and Ass!



     

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    BOTH.

     
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    After having spent a day consuming not much more than DayQuil and NyQuil, I'm about to watch an animated musical set to the music of Daft Punk. This'll either be either a massive, tragic mistake...............or the best decision of my life.

    I'll let history be my judge.


     
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    I feel like I could sleep for 24 hours straight and still not be rested enough. I'm so tired.
     
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    You and me both. Took a 2 hour nap and I'm still bagged. I look ridden hard and put away wet.
     
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    I hope you don't catch a cold, that's how Black Beauty almost died.
     
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    This is the only site I visit where one post is a pic of someones kids and the next is a set of titties. Tonight, I'm gonna slip into a cheap vodka induced haze while watching UFC and then hit the bar. It'll be a pretty standard night. Also, after two failed attempts I successfully made some cookies. Who knew actually having the proper measuring cups and spoons instead guessing with a single 1 cup measuring cup would help?
     
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    Tacos for dinner!

    I made a huge shopping trip to Wally World. I made a list and was still in there forever because of the huge amount of crap I had to restock. I made two mistakes: one was a good mistake, and one was bad. I accidentally got honey mustard pretzels and light Yuengling (It's actually not THAT bad but I can taste a difference).
     
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    Every time you talk about Yuengling, I imagine you drinking out of tiny little Padawans.
     
    #478 Roxanne, Oct 1, 2011
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    Well I don't know about that, but I do know that if it were a dick I'd probably be sucking it.
     
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    Is it just me, or is everyone else totally weirded out that Toyota commercial with the person made out of people?

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    Yeah, but is that a statement about Yuengling, or dicks?
     
    #480 MoreCowbell, Oct 1, 2011
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