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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    Do I have to pick?
     
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    I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I figured it was coded girl speak in message board lingo.
     
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    I'm quickly pinpointing why I don't get laid more often.

    Edit: Padawans are from Star Wars. They call their kids younglings. THERE IS SENSE HERE.
     
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    I just saw that Toyota commercial with the person made out of people earlier today. Very messed up.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    I quite literally discovered that one can watch videos on youtube about 2 weeks ago. Before that, I'd used it for music videos, but never anything else. I never realized that there was an entire world of entertainment at my fingertips, just waiting for search strings like "puppy vs icecube" or "one pound blunt".

    I feel like I've wasted my life by not wasting my life watching youtube videos.
     
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    Welcome to 2005!
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I hate that commercial! It totally weirds me out. When I first saw it, all I could think was "I pity the fool who's watching this high."

    Also, those boobs you posted were mesmerizing.

    I've been noticing so many boobs in the various Fashion Weeks. High fashion boobies:

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    I like how her nipple's pierced.

    But back to things I hate: working Saturday nights, even if me "working" mostly means sitting at home with my computer watching TV and movies, but whatever. I've been missing out on so many things, and of course no one ever wants to switch shifts with me. You would also be surprised at the number of things I've had to miss out on from working on Wednesday nights, too.

    I enjoy this video:



    I want a baby elephant as a pet.
     
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  9. McSmallstuff

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    That joke was the
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    tits
     
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    I want one.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. AlmostGaunt

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    Ahh 2005, when this messageboard still had it's edge, amirite Mr. Trousers?
     

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    Agreed. I read youngling dick.

    Music and Ass!



     

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Ew! What is that, and how does it relate?
     
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    Look at your girl's eyes! She looks like someone just made her choose between saving her parents from being brutally murdered and the last shot of heroin.
     
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    Which one are those girls supposed to represent?

    Also, I'm now imagining you wearing a hat with a feather in it with a snazzy suit now that you referred to her as "your girl."
     
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    No. Just....no.

    I've been watching Parks and Rec on Hulu, and that damn commercial comes on about once an episode. Horrifying, and you can't fast forward.
     
    #498 MoreCowbell, Oct 1, 2011
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    That's a nice ride Nolan! Now let's get a little naughty shall we?

     
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    Y'know, I honestly don't know which I crave more, the girl or the beach.
     

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