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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. Gravitas

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    This is what shots reduce me to.
     
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  2. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Never seen this position before.
     
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    How would it even occur to them to try that? Why did that seem like a good idea?
     
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    He gets to fuck her and she gets a shoulder rub. Everybody wins.
     
    #544 Thorgouge, Oct 2, 2011
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    This is great for tiny men. Can you imagine a man doing that who is 245lbs? Fuck to the no. Ma' boo also has huge feet. This is just a bad situation to be had.
     
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  6. Gravitas

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    Drunk skype is going down. All those interested should apply. Entry level position. Must have 3-5 years experience.
     
    #546 Gravitas, Oct 2, 2011
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    Can't. Stop. Laughing. Must share.

     
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    balls
     
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    Sploosh
     
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    you did
     
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    Girl is here. Hot tub is hot. G'night TIB.

    Oh yea. Ass and music.



    Life. It is a team sport, right?

    G'night, TIB.
     
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    ono, sploosh about big handsom man who has sexy times with me. We're also getting married. score.
     
    #552 bewildered, Oct 2, 2011
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    I'm up for Skype if anyone cares. I will have to learn how to use it first, but what the hell.
     
    #553 AlmostGaunt, Oct 2, 2011
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    What is your screen name?
     
    #554 bewildered, Oct 2, 2011
  15. Nom Chompsky

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    Sex is the easy part. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Friend visiting. Fun. Friend gets me tv shows. Baller. Drunk, so I sound like the lovechild of Hemingway and Williams. Sheeeeit. Clay Davis.

    Leggo.
     
    #555 Nom Chompsky, Oct 2, 2011
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    AlmostGaunt
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Oh God, my ears are going to start bleeding from all of the noise assaulting me in my living room. Somewhere over there is a huge birthday party all singing along to indie folk slash hipstery music at the top of their lungs. Somewhere over there is another party blasting rap and Reggaeton. And then someone somewhere is, for some reason, blasting a series of patriotic songs including "My Country Tis of Thee" and "America the Beautiful." There is also a bunch of horns, but that might be coming from the indie music, I can't even tell anymore. Help me.
     
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    HE"S AUSTRALIAN
     
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  19. Nom Chompsky

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    Hey guys, no homo but how do i get friend zoned. i need friends b, but i don't wanna always have to slide them the goodies.
     
    #559 Nom Chompsky, Oct 2, 2011
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    are we talking about penises?

    was this the girl talking about the bus and harvard
     
    #560 bewildered, Oct 2, 2011
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