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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. Juice

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    I like marble columns too, it goes nicely with the stucco finish.
     
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    Your eyes burn like hell for about 10 seconds, then it feels like Vicks for your eyes.

    They're not cold unless the bottle itself is.
     
    #582 katokoch, Oct 2, 2011
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    I'd like my marble column to give her a stucco finish if you know what I mean.

    Also, Alexandra, who was that mystical girl in the white dress? Was she that brown girl (I think we were calling her "Jasmine") at the three brewers?
     
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    As if you're pretending not to know who the white dress is.

    And honestly? Alexandra now?
     
    #584 hooker, Oct 2, 2011
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    It's 58 degrees here. Hooray! Hooray! This means I can do coffee on the front porch and not sweat my eyeballs out. Hooray!
     
    #585 bewildered, Oct 2, 2011
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    Sober morning for me, I am trying to digest a concept....


    I've firmly maintained that I will not make any more pimps, two is enough. Then I had to go fall in love with Mr. P, who has no kids of his own and loves mine dearly. This is important, my little boys need at least one good parent. Some friends of ours just had twins and he's all babyeyed, holding them. I thought "how cute." I thought that he was satisfied with my lack of interest in breeding.

    Last night, my friends with the twins told me about how he expressed his desire for a custom crotch dropping....

    FUCK!
     
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    Maybe you could convince your friend to just donate one of the twins. Win win?
     
    #587 bewildered, Oct 2, 2011
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    Dread doesn't even remember going back to the hotel room, and you expect me to memorize everything that happened? Not cool, Alissa.
     
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    It was 33 degrees yesterday morning up here just before sunrise. Uff da.
     
    #589 katokoch, Oct 2, 2011
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    I'm pretty sure she was south-east Asian. You were interested, but also in your "will I or won't I vomit" phase at that point. Then, she was engulfed by dragon shirts.

    Jesus Christ, haven't you ever seen "Blood Brothers"? You know if you searate twins they'll eventually murder each other.
     
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    Did we get first frost?
     
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    At least he positioned himself closest to the bathroom when he felt like he was going to projectile vomit.

    Crown, you still owe me a game of pool.

    And really... the next meet-up should be at Whiskey A GoGo.
     
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    Yeah Ambrosia, and the Pleather Twins owe ME a game of pool. Not only do the pricks "call" the table before me by putting a fucking penny on it (HEY BIG SPENDERRRRRRRRRR), they stole my Toonie after last call!! I assume they were hoping to get a small Pabst with it. I guess they need it more than me, since they obviously stole their wardrobe out of an unguarded Goodwill bin.

    That, or he stole it out of spite because i kept asking him "Hey Fake Leather, are we playing you yet?"
     
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    I remember 5 of us being in the hotel room. In varying states of consciousness. I just legitimately don't remember leaving Imperial or crossing the street.

    Could have been worse.
     
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    I actually wasn't conscious at all.
     
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    That two-bit whore. Any woman with even a hint of taste knows wolf shirts are better.
     
    #596 ghettoastronaut, Oct 2, 2011
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    Fixed that for you.
     
    #597 hooker, Oct 2, 2011
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    That was here in Northeast a couple weeks ago and it did frost up again in a slough south of Mankato. We were on the water at 5:30 and left at 1:00. I should have worn my Carhartt jacket.
     
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    White Dress and Jasmine were the same person, yes
     
    #599 rei, Oct 2, 2011
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    Does anybody remember times in High School sitting around the lunch table on Monday morning when all of the cool kids had gotten invited to a party that you didn't go to and were all talking over each other, not with actual stories, but with little snippets, then they would all laugh and laugh and you would stare awkwardly at your tater tots. Yeah, I don't remember those times either.
     
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