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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. Juice

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    Why is Kesha (or Ke$ha if you're a retard) famous? She fucking sucks. We get it, you like to get drunk and fuck, what else ya got? She doesn't since as much as she sounds like shes reading a self-written poem at gunpoint.

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    OMG shes so hot and edgy. Go drown in a bucket of bleach, cunt.
     
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    Let's talk about things we can all relate to, like pretty girls!

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    Am I doing this right?
     
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    She's only famous because she looks like John Travolta.
     
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    You forgot the glitter, she also likes glitter.

    There have got to be about 5 million unsigned artists with more talent out there.
     
    #604 mya, Oct 2, 2011
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    I wish Bob Trousers would come and tell us what to do.
     
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    I know, I feel so artificial without direct guidance. TELL ME HOW TO LIVE!
     
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    Tell her that you value her so much as a friend that you don't want to muddy the waters by adding in sex. You are afraid that will change the dynamic of the relationship. Of course, knowing the female mind that will probably make her want you all the more because you said no.

    Anyway, you probably don't care anymore now that you have sobered up. Funny how a little bit of sleep it off often times solves all of your problems.
     
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    Be nice, lady!
     
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    Nom has officially made my list of "nicest people in the whole wide world." This being said, don't make time for bitches n ho's. You deserve better!
     
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    I feel great comfort in knowing that now more than ever women's fame is directly proportional to the chances of her having sperm blasted on her publicly.
     
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    Wait, it just occurred to me that he WANTS to get friend zoned. Wait a fucking second, when does this happen in real life?
     
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    I am sorry, all the high school insecurities came rushing right back.

    I WAS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE LIKES OF YOU!
     
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    Guys, guys, you got it wrong. He wants to get put in the friend zone because he doesn't want to put out. This deserves a story!
     
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    He's tired of being treated like a piece of meat.

    But I gotta say, seeing the pics, the hair, the lips, coupled with his kindness that he has shown here, coupled with his intelligence, coupled with his *ahem* fondness for certain sexual activities *ahem* would have me begging for the goodies if he was my "friend". So I can see why he has this problem.
     
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    It would be like that lady who went to her ex-husband's trailer, demanding that somebody better eat her pussy or else she'd shank them. Just call the cops, Nom. There's no reason to get knifed over sexual demands. That's rape!
     
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    I thought he was looking for us to tell him to fuck her anyway, I mean, why would he come here of all places for that kind of advice?
     
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    I thought girls had gay guy friends so they didn't have to worry about having sex with them?
     
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    Cuz this is TMMB Lite. We're the kind of people to tell him to not have sex if he doesn't want to.
     
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    BOOM ROASTED!!
     
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    Sellout.
     
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