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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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    It's alright, unless you're some sort of masochist I doubt you'd want to watch the Bills DESTROY CINCY

    I spit out my drink when I read "a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd." INSIDE THE POPTART HAHAHAH
     
    #661 ssycko, Oct 2, 2011
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    I am going to have to ask my husband to re-propose to me. That has got to be the most romantic gesture.

    I hope dryfrylock sees this. He seems like the hide the ring inside of processed food goods type of guy.
     
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    I am actually sure someone had a stroke before writing that. It just screams "I JUST HAD A BLOOD VESSEL BURST IN MY CEREBELLUM"!
     
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    EVERYTHING!
     
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    Gonna love ma boo 5eva.
     
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    "Before the green man came on the scene (translated)" was my favorite part.
     
    #666 Roxanne, Oct 2, 2011
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    I think it was "sign." While that version is worse, the fact that we disagree as to the interpretation might be even funnier.
     
    #667 MoreCowbell, Oct 2, 2011
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    It's clearly an allegory for the fall of man. Rubes.
     
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    I thought she got hit by the UPS truck, but then I remembered that it is brown.
     
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    Green Man is deadly.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Sign would make more sense.
     
    #671 Roxanne, Oct 2, 2011
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    no.
     
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    You shut your face.
     
    #673 Roxanne, Oct 2, 2011
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    Nice. Now, THAT's comedy.
     
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    Well I'm not wearing any pants.
     
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    I garuntee, the girls who wrote these can suck a mean dick. 4SO.
     
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    Can someone who is skilled in the art of casseroles pm me? I have some general questions about how to avoid dryness and such.
     
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    On that note, what is a good substitute for saffron, flavor-wise? I saw that turmeric can be used for color, but I am more concerned about taste.
     
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    See, somebody was criticizing TiB earlier in this thread for being to reduced to just a carrier for the WDT. (I assuming he was targeting the lack of topics for lively discussion during the week; but, really, we can just blame that on DrFry for retiring from bumpage during his prime.)

    Yet, here in the same thread, Roxanne is having a conflict about faces, after revealing earlier that since her new job came through she doesn't have to wear that dress tonight. Those days are over. She won't have to sell her body to the night.

    And, then, during analysis of a tragic love and grammar - Wheelz makes a "walk / don't walk" joke. In a thread that follows the first of planned real life meet ups.

    TiB rules.
     
    #680 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 2, 2011
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