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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. RCGT

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    Weak.
     
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    Speaking of old people. There comes a time in every man's life when he must accept, no matter how virile he is and no matter what his accomplishments, that he will have to shave the hair on his shoulders. Seriously. This shit is blowing, undulating, in the air from the A/C vent like a sea anemone. I'm positive if a bug flies by the hair will whip out, ensnare it, then drag the poor creature back onto my shoulder where it will be slowly digested, tormented, locked in hairy restraints.

    That'll teach you.
     
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    Nahhh not yet. I cut my hair today and it took me a few minutes... not much more is necessary.
     
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    Things I like about today: Watching the Bears win, watching my fantasy team absolutely destroy the only other decent team in my fantasy league, being drunk right now.

    Things I hate about today: grading 92 tests, planning out the next two weeks of lessons, lots of laundry, and the fact that I identify with this more than I ever thought I would...

    I really hate that I have reached the point where I have to shave my shoulders. At this rate, it is only a matter of time before I'm going to have to start worrying about back hair. It is bad enough I get a mad unibrow going unless I keep on top of that shit. Seriously, being Italian sucks.
     
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    You will soon be blessed, too. You'll wake up one morning and wonder why an itchy vine has attached itself around your neck and is tickling your ear. Exactly like that Mayan vine shit from "The Ruins." One morning you'll stand before the mirror. It's you looking back, but not the same you. Staring back at you is a Bizarro version who's chest hair has started encroaching upon his back until it looks like an especially porcine Tribble exploded on your spine.

    Yeah I used a Star Trek reference. Start some shit.
     
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    GUYS GUYS GUYS

    I know there's already a thread about it, but ANOTHER ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT SEASON.

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    DEXTER IS ON!!!
     
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    And Season 3 of Archer so far is a fucking return to form. Also Community is still excellent. So good all around.
     
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    I fucking hate my new neighbours behind my house. Before, we had college kids who maybe threw a couple night parties every summer, that's pretty lucky. Now, it's a young family with four kids. Young TRASHY family. The kids seem fine and aren't even that noisy, the dad is a total fucking asshole whose favourite sport is screaming at said kids, all the time every day. He sits out on his deck, drinking his longnecks beers and chain smoking, screaming at these young kids for any fucking reason he finds fault in. He intimidates them with his deep voice and stands over them like a puffed-up bouncer, letting EVERYBODY know exactly how awesome he used to be in high school when people last thought he was cool. It doesn't help that the wife/mother is just as crass and profane as he is. I HATE them, and my wife hates them too. Any time we're outside, after listening to them for 30 seconds we just shake our heads in amazement at what we hear. I hate this shit in the suburbs. Aren't people like this supposed to be living in a van somewhere and dumpster diving?

    I can't believe I'm saying this, but I may be looking forward to colder climates so I don't have to listen to them as often. They're complete ding-dongs.
     
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    Wait. New season of Dexter?
     
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    How do I make my boyfriend's new shoes "disappear"? Normally he's a decent dresser (read: non-douchey shirt, jeans, and sandals/tennis shoes depending on the season). He bought the most god-awful Old Man shoes a few weeks ago and has started wearing them everywhere. They make him look like my 60 year old dad. Ugh.
     
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    ON RIGHT NOW OMG!
     
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    Buy him slippers, then he'll look like your granddad instead.
     
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    Not to touch off another "is this racist" debate, but has anyone else noticed that the Jets have what appears to be the blackest names in their lineup for the whole NFL?

    D'Brickashaw
    LaDainian
    Darrelle
    Plaxico
    Jamaal

    Some of them are really out there.
     
    #756 Dcc001, Oct 2, 2011
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    Forgot Santonio. Not Antonio. Santonio. And Shonn Green (pronounced as "Shawn").
     
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    And those are the white guys.
     
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    I love D'Brickashaw. I'm naming my first-born that. Or LaBrickashaw if it's a girl.
     
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    I'm sitting here trying to come up with a name that I could bestow on a child that would so clearly announce to the world that s/he is white. I got nothin. There is NO NAME I can think of that is definitively white.
     
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