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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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    I suppose I should have included the caveat, "That will also not incur scorn."
     
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    Doug. Kenneth. Tucker. Logan. etc. Basically anything from that George Carlin bit.
     
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    I've never imagined anyone other than white people naming their kid 'Pearl.'
     
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    D'Brickashaw is a largely Asian name in my experience. All my friends that are named D'Brickashaw are Chinese.

    SYGGU.

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    That's the stuff.
     
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    Yeah, those names are white-ish, but you don't hear them and think to yourself, "Holy shit, I bet THAT dude is as white as a ghost."
     
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    I don't know, doesn't have the sustain of a real cherry ass.


     
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    How is it that the same station behind Parks & Rec, The Office, 30 Rock, and Community also greenlighted Whitney?
     
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    Sometimes you go all wobbly:

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    Girls just want to have fun?

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    "oh god" helps those who help themselves.

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    Dcc, you should start first on finding a white man and making a white baby before naming that white baby.

    But if I may make a suggestion, find a white man with a Dutch last name. Nothing quite says white like a Dutch last name. Hell, pair it with a Dutch first name. Cornelius Bergkamp must be the whitest dude ever.

    Actually I am mistaken.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixties_Scoop" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixties_Scoop</a>

    Native kids were relocated into foster homes from the sixties through the eighties, a large number of which were Dutch. I've met natives with dutch last names before and never quite understood why they were dutch names. But there you have it. A dutch name at least implies your parents were white as fuck.
     
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    It seems Bodie from The Wire has been relegated to acting as the Fed Ex guy in their commercials.

    Sad day.
     
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