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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    Homework's finished and no school til Wednesday. What am I going to do with myself?
     
    #781 bewildered, Oct 2, 2011
  2. Dcc001

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    I went to school with a guy who's family is Dutch. He now has three little Children of the Corn sons, with the WEIRDEST names ever.

    Rocket, Arjen, etc. (Pronounced "Aryen," which is ironic given how they look.)
     
    #782 Dcc001, Oct 2, 2011
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Write NOM on your boob in marker and take a picture and post it on the boobie thread.

    Seems like the thing to do.
     
    #783 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 2, 2011
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    My boobs belong to somebody else. I could draw and dedicate a picture to him, however.
     
    #784 bewildered, Oct 2, 2011
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    That would work just fine.
     
    #785 Roxanne, Oct 2, 2011
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    I thought you were the official draw-er.
     
    #786 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 2, 2011
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    I don't know what bewildered's boobs look like. I require, uh, reference pictures to practice my art. Lots and lots of reference pictures.
     
    #787 Roxanne, Oct 2, 2011
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    Well, that will work. Bewildered PM's you boob pictures, then you draw them, then post the drawing here. Everybody wins.
     
    #788 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 2, 2011
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    Guys, never let anyone put alcohol on your balls.
     
    #789 hotwheelz, Oct 2, 2011
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    I think Hooker should bring her boobs out of retirement just to save the rest of the TiBettes from this rash of unfocused sexual harassment. Seriously Hooker I know you to be a humanitarian. "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few."
     
    #790 McSmallstuff, Oct 2, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Draw her like one of your french girls. Wearing this. Only this:

    [​IMG]
     
    #791 Nom Chompsky, Oct 2, 2011
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    What if she says, "Hey, I want to pour some Crown Royal over your balls and let it run down into my mouth. Then, I'll blow you."? Or, did you mean rubbing alcohol?
     
    #792 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 2, 2011
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    I clicked on that thinking it was going to be like 2 bandaids and dental floss. That would just about cover everything.
     
    #793 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 2, 2011
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    I've never seen a shirt that looked like that before in my life. What's up with the sleeves?
     
    #794 Roxanne, Oct 2, 2011
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    Only 300 Euros to wear something that looks like it was designed for a T-Rex that's holding a little water.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/2009/06/galleries/sport-luxe-gallery-clothes-trend.php?pic=5" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/2009/06/gall ... .php?pic=5</a>
     
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    Sometimes, it takes brave thinkers to ask the hard questions: could an angry vagina be the source of womb diseases such as fibroid tumours?

    <a class="postlink" href="http://bengoldacre.posterous.com/could-an-angry-vagina-be-the-source-of-womb-d" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://bengoldacre.posterous.com/could- ... -of-womb-d</a>

    Ovarian cysts grow teeth, if you didn't know. It all makes complete and perfect pathophysiological sense.
     
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    It's like what Belichick's sister would wear.
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    #797 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 2, 2011
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    rubbing alcohol
     
    #798 hotwheelz, Oct 2, 2011
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    derp.
     

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  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    She probably shouldn't drink it, then.
     
    #800 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 2, 2011
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