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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Ahh I can never tire of that song. One song I can and have been fucking tired of? That god damn Wagon Wheel song. Whiney pseudo country folk bullshit. My roommate used to spin it constantly then with a succession of girlfriends made it "their" song since they were fucking suckers for simplistic heart string bullshit. I've heard it 20 million times. Fuck that song. BTW Primus has a new CD out. Fuck yes.
     
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  2. Gravitas

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    I don't mind the song, but I definitely see where you are coming from.

    Fuck, I'm going to break down and get spotify premium soon. These ads are fucking killing me.
     
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    Since you heartless bastards made fun of me last week with my hipster PBR, I'm sitting in the office polishing off my fourth Full Sail LTD #3. Gonna crack open the 5th here in a second and hope I don't pass out sitting up in my chair like I did last Friday.

    Yes, that's right, between the PBR and whiskey I had for lunch I passed straight the fuck out in my chair for 2 1/2 hours last Friday before waking up to 7 missed calls from my wife wondering where the fuck I was.
     
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    Every drinking song needs a slide guitar intro.



    I've got a couple Weyerbacher Pumpkin beers in the fridge singing to me. I'm going to fuck the shit out of them, then not call them tomorrow.

    One of the beer festivals down here, the PBR tent was awesome. Everyone was in line for some of the bigger craft brewers. These lines were 20-40 deep in some cases. So PBR was wide open and right in the middle of the grounds. You couldn't miss it. So I just walked up and got a beer as fast as they could pour it. They also had Colt 45. Ultimate palette cleanser. Plus I got shit hammered for my $20 entry fee.
     
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    I wonder how many times Breaking Benjamin is going to remix rerelease this song, but whatever. I kinda dig this one:

     
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  6. Kubla Kahn

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    I don't know I think Axl Rose has got him beat. Putting all his bullshit aside he had a amazing voice. Shit it still sounded good in Chinese Democracy even though the music suuuuuuucked.
     
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    Awwww my friend came by. I missed him. He lives with his girlfriend and I never see him anymore. Anyway, he made me white Russians. I can speak Portuguese now!
     
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    Ya know, that sounds delicious I may have one myself.
     
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    Milk is always a bad choice.
     
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    Ohhh and he made them so good. I was actually napping on the couch when he came by because of the mojito madness. Whole milk, baby. I took my lactase tablets like a good girl. Let's raise our drinks to stable bowel movements.
     
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    Hey juicy boy, whatever, I DO WHAT I WANT!
     
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    Milk and alcohol always seems like a bad idea to me. If I can't find a live stream soon, I might just buy the postseason pass on mlb.tv. It's got to be cheaper than bars, and the sooner I buy it, the more value I get out of it.

    I'm not a huge fan of watching baseball in bars. It might be better around here with no local teams represented, but it bugs me because sports fans in bars often have no idea what they're talking about. Which is fine, I just don't feel like holding a conversation with that kinda person.
     
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    I'll be damned if a white russian isn't a great cure for a hangover/stomach ache though.
     
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    Well, it would have to start raining just as I head out for the meetup.

    I should really not bring any ID with me.
     
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    I'm officially drink enough to meet the idiots.
     
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    Why would you not want your body to be easily identified?
     
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    ... do you need someone to call you an ambulance?

    Also, gravitas, it's more that I don't want the cops to figure out who I am.
     
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    Have any of y'all had Mekong rum? I was in a (thai, viet, cambodian) SE Asian place last night when I saw it. I was intrigued but didn't get a chance to try it. Curious if it's any good. I love to try national drinks and wondering if this gets the job done.
     
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    They sure as fuck don't prevent them.
     
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    Who gets hangovers?
     
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