Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 8 of 41
  1. Roxanne

    Roxanne
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    48
    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2009
    Messages:
    1,088
    I'm employed! I don't have to be a stripper! This is the happiest day of my life.
     
    #141 Roxanne, Sep 30, 2011
  2. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,320
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,265
    ....and the saddest day of everyone else's life.
     
    #142 bewildered, Sep 30, 2011
  3. Gravitas

    Gravitas
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,905
    Location:
    somewhere vaguely rapey
    Employment hierarchy:

    Neurosurgeon
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Girl who sells cigarettes in a bar
    Stripper
    .
    .
    Lawyer
    .
    .
    .
    Low income apartment complex manager
     
    #143 Gravitas, Sep 30, 2011
  4. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,320
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,265


    Aww, I'll still be your friend Clifford.
     
    #144 bewildered, Sep 30, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    What the fuck is live companion coverage? I just want to watch the baseball.
     
    #145 Nom Chompsky, Sep 30, 2011
  6. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,320
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,265
    Is that a fancy word for porn?
     
    #146 bewildered, Sep 30, 2011
  7. Roxanne

    Roxanne
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    48
    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2009
    Messages:
    1,088
    Seeing as how I've been a low income apartment manager, I'll take 'step above stripper.'

    And I am not selling them, I'm just humiliating people into switching brands. I think. I honestly have no fucking clue what this job is about, I just know that I make more than minimum wage, I get to keep my clothes on and I get paid to hang out in bars.
     
    #147 Roxanne, Sep 30, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    Ha, I wish. I have approximately 45 minutes to figure this out. Oh well. More pumpkin beers please.

    Blue Moon Harvest Pumpkin Ale, if anybody is curious.
     
    #148 Nom Chompsky, Sep 30, 2011
  9. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    983
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,094
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    On my waay to bar soon.
     
    #149 Crown Royal, Sep 30, 2011
  10. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,320
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,265
    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
    #150 bewildered, Sep 30, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    [​IMG]
     
    #151 Nom Chompsky, Sep 30, 2011
  12. Gravitas

    Gravitas
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,905
    Location:
    somewhere vaguely rapey
    I'm officially putting the over/under on how many stomachs need to be pumped at 3.
     
    #152 Gravitas, Sep 30, 2011
  13. Revengeofthenerds

    Revengeofthenerds
    Expand Collapse
    ER Frequent Flyer Platinum Member

    Reputation:
    1,080
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    13,451
    Blue Moon's pumpkin ale is pretty good.

    My wife finally started getting into beers, mainly Heffes, and she picked up a six-pack of that a while ago. Our fridge has been stocked with it since.

    I used to never understand why blue moon was do damn popular, but I guess if it gets people into good beer, then it serves its purpose. It's a gateway beer.
     
    #153 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 30, 2011
  14. zyron

    zyron
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    82
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,931
    Location:
    Connecticut
    So you are calling one of Tibettes a cow. That's not very nice.
     
    #154 zyron, Sep 30, 2011
  15. CharlesJohnson

    CharlesJohnson
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    401
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,974
    Never heard of it. There is no way I'm drinking anything named, proudly, after The Mekong anything. Delta, river, whatever. River water does not a good rum make. If No Reservations is right it probably tastes like lighter fluid, makes you sterile while promoting virility, and is flavored by steeping dead sparrows in it.

    I can't even joke. That really depressed me that was even an option for you.
     
    #155 CharlesJohnson, Sep 30, 2011
  16. Gravitas

    Gravitas
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,905
    Location:
    somewhere vaguely rapey
    I apologize. I live in rural Kansas where that is a compliment.
     
    #156 Gravitas, Sep 30, 2011
  17. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    Comes with orange slices!

    Also, it's pretty happily mid-range. You can order it when people are drinking Coors and Miller, but also when people are drinking nicer beers. It's usually in stock at bars and never *that* pricy.
     
    #157 Nom Chompsky, Sep 30, 2011
  18. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,320
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,265
    And Wal Mart sells it. Don't forget that part.
     
    #158 bewildered, Sep 30, 2011
  19. CharlesJohnson

    CharlesJohnson
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    401
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,974
    Is it true you, excuse me... y'all still base a woman's worth on how much land her father has?

    What's it like negotiating with goods instead of money? Goat and corn is legal tender still I hope.

    Meth. Level with me. Is it because you're bored, or because crack was too expensive? Also, will any insect spray do, or can I make meth with that flowery fresh scent for some extra tang and depth?

    With displays of virility, the only thing that trumps a truck, is a Camero. I don't blame you here.

    Are you still pissed off that Farm Aid wasn't as big as Live Aid? You did have Willie Nelson after all, but no Def Leppard.
     
    #159 CharlesJohnson, Sep 30, 2011
  20. Racer-X

    Racer-X
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    471
    Location:
    Arlington, TX
    This thread needs a theme. Cowgirls! Being a native Texan I am genetically predisposed to like cowgirls and I worked at a stable for a while and there are some fantastically hot cowgirls.

    [​IMG]


    I saw this earlier today and thought I should share the horror. You probably shouldn't look at it.
    [rnsfw][​IMG][/rnsfw]
     
    #160 Racer-X, Sep 30, 2011
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 8 of 41
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.