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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. TX.

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    Soooo I'm stoked because my dad picked me up to go out to eat and is sending me home with leftovers and alcohol! My pops is the best.
     
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    That blue circle should be a whole lot wider and that filled in blue area should be a whole lot smaller.
     
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    Not to scale.
     
    #183 BL1Y, Feb 3, 2011
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    I'll be drinking this:

    [​IMG]

    in honor of the damn Packers packing the shit so far up the Steelers's assholes that Ben Creeperfaggotberger tastes shit in their mouth while he's making out with them during a non-consensual and steamy gay fuck session in the post-game showers.
     
    #184 Samr, Feb 3, 2011
  5. BL1Y

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    I...can't follow what exactly this is.
     
    #185 BL1Y, Feb 3, 2011
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    1. The Packers will fuck the Steelers, metaphorically, in the ass.

    2. The metaphorical fuck will send the metaphorical shit back up the alimentary canal, because the Packers have large dicks, and the Steelers are loose from being fucked in the ass so much.

    3. The shit from the Steelers' assholes will then enter their mouth, ridding it of the stench of the stale cum which it normally contains, and replacing it with the stench of shit.

    4. Ben Rapesalotdickhole, as per post-game ritual, will be fucking his teammates in the shower.

    5. Because Cockyfuckerpeaceacrap is a gentleman, however, he will make sure to make out with his teammates while he plunges is tiny rape-dick into their assholes.

    6. It will be during this marathon gay sex tongue session that Big Cumstain will taste shit, because it is in the Steelers' mouths, because the Packers put it there. When they fucked them in the ass.
     
    #186 Samr, Feb 3, 2011
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    If the shit comes up backwards, will bring some stomach acid with it? I mean, will they just taste shit, or will it be a mix of shit and puke flavor?
     
    #187 BL1Y, Feb 3, 2011
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    You son of a bitch. This chocolate shake from McDonalds is no longer fit for consumption.

    On a side note the McD's in this town just changed up their shakes. Instead of just putting them in regular drink cups they put them in iced latte cups. Of course they still charge the same price, so it's a fucking rip off.
     
    #188 Gravitas, Feb 3, 2011
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    The word "dickhole" to mean has taken on an entire different dimension since I saw that promotional poster for the viscous lidocaine gel meant to be injected into the urethra prior to catheter insertion. Sinister, that syringe is.

    In unrelated news, I made delicious mashed potatoes tonight. Why did I never think of doing this before?
     
    #189 ghettoastronaut, Feb 3, 2011
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    #190 katokoch, Feb 3, 2011
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    Either way it'd be pretty unpleasant, yes?

    If we want to get into specifics though, I'd imagine it'd be pretty much just shit. For this to work, we'd have to assume we are dealing with a single shit log, as opposed to one shit comprising of multiple turds (what I like to refer to as "porcelain buck shot"). The most obvious initial obstacle is to get through all the curves in the intestine with the integrity of the shit remaining. Now, if that shitlog was pushed by a dick, I'd assume the intestines would slide over the cock much like sausage casings on one of those machines, thus forcing the poo into the stomach. Once you're there, it'll get a nice basting of whatever is in the stomach (for the Steelers, that means cum, quiche, and possibly cocaine balloons/condoms), before making it's way up the esophagus and into the mouth.

    Stomach acid might touch it, but given the force with which the Packers will fuck them, I only assume that such an encounter would be brief. You know that desktop toy where you swing one ball, it hits a few in the center, and the ball on the opposing end goes flying, showing how energy is transfered through impact even if the initially-moving object stays in place afterward? It'd be kind of like that -- the Packers' dick would hit the shit, and thusly it'd go flying at a high rate of speed into the Steelers' mouths.
     
    #191 Samr, Feb 3, 2011
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    I can has rum. Just FYI.

    And it's a school night. So I have to go to bed early. FUCK. I bet my 9 a.m. professor will have a quiz. I have to speed read a chapter on "Social Problems" under the influence of rum.

    Hell, maybe that will make it tolerable?
     
    #192 $100T2, Feb 3, 2011
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    Dude, I pulled a Bartuc's Cut Throat and Venom Grip today.

    Oh God...
     
    #193 BL1Y, Feb 3, 2011
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    I think I've got you fuckers beat on the old dork scale. Diablo II doesn't have shit on Planescape, which I installed and starting playing through again a few days ago.
     
    #194 toejam, Feb 3, 2011
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    I've been watching Al Jazeera for coverage of the events in Egypt, and they occasionally take breaks to cover other items (more so now that there's no live video any more).

    They just showed some backwards religious custom from God knows what forsaken hell hole of the world where the people gather around and let a rodent prophet predict the weather.

    Next we're probably going to learn that their messiah's arrival is preceded by a paranoid demon rabbit.
     
    #196 BL1Y, Feb 4, 2011
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    Hey... no Religion crap.

    So don't even think of bringing up or making fun of Wiarton Willie



    Nettdata EDIT: It seems that I have to explain that the above was a joke, implying that our Canadian Groundhog, Wiarton Willie, was a religious entity.
     
    #197 Nettdata, Feb 4, 2011
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    fuck it. not worth it.
     
    #198 Gravitas, Feb 4, 2011
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    /Take ring
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    I promised my friend in the following photo I'd root for the Pack after the Falcons lost to them. He was much nicer about winning than I would have been, maybe because he needed a ride home after the game.
    [​IMG]
     
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