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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. trojanstf

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    fuck you

    okay now that i got that out of the way ... am I the only one drunk here?
    I had a mixer with a sorority tonight so I rallied for that, but I'm now eating my meatball marinara. (any of you who think mixing some fraternity with meatball and making it gay jokes, this is my pr-emptive strike saying that's not funny)
     
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  2. Gator

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    I thought "fraternity" by itself was gay enough. I don't think much further connection is required.
     
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    I was referring to Punxsutawney Phil.
     
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    Check it out: Fancy new Superbowl avatar.
     
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    I'm celebrating Black History Month by watching Menace 2 Society. Does that make me a racist?
     
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    My sides, they are splitting.

    I'm sure you know that Carter G. Woodson started "Negro History Week" in February because its second week featured the birthdays of Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln.

    Anyway, if by an chance you're wondering how to do racial humor and be funny, here it is:

    White History Year Resumes
     
    #206 Nom Chompsky, Feb 4, 2011
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    I have not talked about football since my Patriots lost and also my back-up bandwagon team the Bears lost. I've had a hard time deciding who I should even care about, and even if I should watch the goddamn thing for anything but the commercials. After lots of pensive thinking and meditation, I've decided to go against the Steelers. I cannot support the other team with any enthusiasm, but I do not want Ben Rhoiadfhasfh to have the same number of rings as Tom Brady.

    Now there was a lot of debate about Michael Vick and how fans few players in terms of their performance in relation to their quality as a human being. I present the following video to provide analysis on where Ben is on his public perception. Jay Cutler on the other hand is in big trouble...

    <a class="postlink" href="http://bit.ly/esPlav" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://bit.ly/esPlav</a>
     
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    I will speak on the behalf of everyone from Minnesota.

    Fuck the Packers. Go Steelers.
     
    #208 Kratos, Feb 4, 2011
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    You act like BBQing is a bad thing.

    Giving us February is terrible. Can't BBQ in this weather.
     
    #209 ex Animo, Feb 4, 2011
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    Not so fast, bud. I hate the Packers with a passion, but like I said in the NFL thread, I can't bring myself to root for the serial rapist. I'll consider it an NFC North win, and just ignore the fact the it was Green and Gold rather than Purple.
     
    #210 iczorro, Feb 4, 2011
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    Did moving away from here change your roots? A little of me just died inside hearing this. Then again, you don't have to deal with the plethora of Packers fans who live and work around here. Those same fans will never shut the fuck up and never let us Vikings fans forget our 0-4 record in the SB.

    Rapist or not, black and yellow on Sunday.
     
    #211 Kratos, Feb 4, 2011
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    I have to wonder how many signs will be directing this (rapeo in general) come Sunday.

    This week has been the slowest, most boring week I've had in a long time. Hurry the fuck up already!
     
    #212 shegirl, Feb 4, 2011
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    Tonight is going to suck. Mrs. Noland has some ridiculous '80s themed party to go to and our babysitter fell through about an hour ago so instead of seeing Mrs. Noland with teased out hair, plastic neon bracelets and a skirt so short it would make a hooker blush I get to stay home with the children. Shit.
     
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    But, by the time she gets home she'll be good and buzzed, disheveled and easy. Just how you like 'em. Negative Nancy.
     
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    Well, damn, there is a bright side.
     
    #215 Noland, Feb 4, 2011
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    And not only that, the kids be asleep. I swear, I have to think of everything around here!
     
    #216 shegirl, Feb 4, 2011
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    WHY IS JUSTIN BIEBER SHITTING ALL OVER MY DAILY SHOW.

    I did not start drinking early enough, apparently, and I just cracked open a new bottle of wine.
     
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    There is no such thing as a new bottle of wine. It's just one enormous bottle of wine that you occasionally have to screw to get more wine.
     
    #218 Noland, Feb 4, 2011
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    COULD THIS DAY CREEP BY ANY SLOWER? FUCK.

    I have to go sit in the bar tomorrow just to keep myself busy so I don't climb the ceilings at home and toetap a hole through my subflooring.
     
    #219 shegirl, Feb 4, 2011
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    Boobs make everything better.

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