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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Ahhh. The voice of experience.
     
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    I want Obama's speech writers and speech coach to write my will and testament.

    I also want Shiner 102's creators' dominant genes to be present in my children.
     
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    Note to self: Taco Bell's Chili Cheese Burrito isn't near as good once it's cooled off a bit. I'm still eating it though.
     
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    I got my wife in my lap, a whiskey drink by my side, and I'm watching The Jerk.

    I don't hink I could be happier if I grew another limb made of chainsaws and
     
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  5. Nettdata

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    Shop smart... shop S Mart.
     
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    I also want to go on record as saying that Funyons and Flaming Hot Cheetos are two of the greatest chips ever created.

    Flaming Hot Pork Rinds are close, but they cause culinary hangovers that create sensations described in words such as "unhealthy," "ouch," and "white trash-y."

    Microwaveable soft pretzels, however, are the greatest. Drunk. Food. Ever.
     
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    Hail to the King, baby.

     
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  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, in that case then . . . I know you were upset because you thought I didn't include you in the Pulitzer Prize winning cartoon.
    http://www.theidiotboard.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?p=103872#p103872

    But, I did. You're the one with the cigarette. I know, I know you're saying, "But I'm taller than that!" The dude with the beer bottle is like 6'7", so it's all relative. You're welcome.
     
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    Lazy fuck. haha
     
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    Some late night tunes.
     
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    Made of chainsaws and...

    chainsaws and...

    chainsaws and.....

    Smokin' the reefer.
     
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    NINE DAY VACATION MOTHER FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

    Woo.
     
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    And you know you're drunk when you're smoking Royal Gold pretzels. In the comfort of your own home. Biting off both ends to "help the flow of smoke." And lighting them with a Bic Stick lighter. I can actually inhale and blow smoke off that; I'm quite proud.

    Egypt needs to shit or get off the pot. I was banking on some highly-entertaining molotov wars tonight. The only thing that makes up for egyptian-infused blue balls is more vodkis.....
     
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    Dang. Where's all the wimmin?
     
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    I need to come up with a better way to write songs that isn't "dick around on the guitar for 2 hours until you find something that sounds cool and isn't totally derivative."
     
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    Krispy Kreme, Netflix, and Whiskey tonight guys. Friday Night Lights is the shit. This week has been too long and too busy.
     
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    Just watched last weeks episode of Californication and what the fuck, shitty episode. Really hope they don't come up with another ridiculous storyline for the next episode, the show has been really good so far.
    Besides that I'm lying in bed because I'm sick and have to be up early, so entertain me.
     
    #257 trojanstf, Feb 5, 2011
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    Hey Crown... found you a shed that will rock your world...

    <a class="postlink" href="http://honestarchitecture.blogspot.com/2010/05/george-bernard-shaw-and-marvelous.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://honestarchitecture.blogspot.com/ ... elous.html</a>


    Hell, I want one.
     
    #258 Nettdata, Feb 5, 2011
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    SUPPPPP Y"ALLLLLL!
     
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    Hey D26 you know it's impossible to send you a PM right.
     
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