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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    If your inbox is full, you either have to delete messages to make room, or you have to select the "automatically delete oldest message" option.
     
    #261 Nettdata, Feb 5, 2011
  2. Solaris

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    Nah it says he's got it set to not recieve messages. I just wanted him to be aware.
     
    #262 Solaris, Feb 5, 2011
  3. Nettdata

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    If you're set as a "foe", you can't PM him.

    Maybe he just doesn't like you.
     
    #263 Nettdata, Feb 5, 2011
  4. Solaris

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    He PMed me.

    The exact words were this user has disabled receipt of messages.

    I just thought maybe he thought he had disabled message receipts but has unintentionally disabled messages althogther.

    Anyway who cares. I just got back from the nightshift it's now 10am and I have to chose whether to go to see Burnley play Norwich (championship football) for which I got free tickets or stay in and watch Ireland v Italy on the TV. The later sounds better as it is pissing it down here.
     
    #264 Solaris, Feb 5, 2011
  5. hotwheelz

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO ONE LIKES YOU
     
    #265 hotwheelz, Feb 5, 2011
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    dont take that from the cripple
     
    #266 heideman, Feb 5, 2011
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    Replacing the whining with T and A

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    #267 Gravitas, Feb 5, 2011
  8. Solaris

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    What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The Wheelchair.
     
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    Dude the rest of us can make cripple jokes. You can't. You are the one getting ragged on by the kid in the wheelchair. Welcome to your place in the social hierarchy.
     
    #269 toddus, Feb 5, 2011
  10. Blue Dog

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    Ugh...

    I got so drunk last night that I almost told my wife about this place.

    Plus, an old college habit has apparently reemerged. I checked my email this morning, and found a shiny new message from Amazon confirming my order. Apparently I absolutely HAD TO HAVE these four dvds:

    Last of the Mohicans
    Legends of the Fall
    Dumb and Dumber
    Idiocracy

    I also left a tab open for Southern Tide, where I had two $95 sweaters in the checkout cart. Thank God the wife hustled me into bed at that point, I guess.

    The Wife did think The Jerk was amazing, though. Being really drunk and watching movies with Mexicans is fun. Yall should try it.
     
    #270 Blue Dog, Feb 5, 2011
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    I have a 3 and 5 year olds birthday party to attend, where there will be packs of wild, pintsized beasts running, screaming and crying.

    Then I have to switch gears for an erotic photoshoot.

    I think that alcohol will help both occasions. And duct tape, definitely duct tape...
     
    #271 PIMPTRESS, Feb 5, 2011
  12. Blue Dog

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    Don't forget the fact that he is like the Pamela Anderson of black-dude-boobs. Do you have lower back problems? Do you unbutton your shirt collar to earn more tips? How many voicemails do you have from Perfect Ten? Are they real? Can you motorboat yourself? How many v-neck tshirts do you own? Have you ever had a famous person sign those? Do you lament the fact that nobody takes you seriously and won't look you in the eye and that you find it impossible to climb the corporate ladder? Have you ever applied for a job at Hooters?

    ...

    Have you ever been milked?

    You know I have been recognized by friggin' 3 people in my real life from this place and the old place, including my older brother, who asked me on the way to my kinda-sorta bachelor party what "The Idiot Board" was? Not that its a bad thing, mind you, its just a little embarrassing. I don't know, I guess the whole messageboard thing isn't really done or talked about much down here.

    I guess the good thing is that it means this place is growing a little bit.
     
    #272 Blue Dog, Feb 5, 2011
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    1. Hearing from the other side of BlueDog would be interesting, and hilarious.

    2. Never make fun of Dumb and Dumber. That is still one of the greatest movies ever made. It was also unfortunately followed by one of the worst sequels ever produced.

    3. Sweaters? Really??? Fag.
     
    #273 Samr, Feb 5, 2011
  14. Blue Dog

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    ITS FRIGGIN' COLD OUTSIDE AND THE FABRIC FEELS AMAZING YOU SHOULD TRY IT!

    THAT JOHN DENVER IS FULL OF SHIT!
     
    #274 Blue Dog, Feb 5, 2011
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    One day I wanna be able to afford a wardrobe of $72 polos.

    One day...
     
    #275 Backroom, Feb 5, 2011
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    I like my women like I like my tea: hot, black and loose.

    Or: sliced up, left out to oxidize and turn brown and packed into a small bag.

    But most importantly: cultivated by young, minimum-wage labourers in a third world country and purchased at an embarassingly low price.
     
    #276 ghettoastronaut, Feb 5, 2011
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    I like my women like I like my coffee: liquored up.

    Or: ground up and in the freezer.
     
    #277 BL1Y, Feb 5, 2011
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    I like my women like I like my tea:

    Fun to talk to and sexually arousing.
     
    #278 Nom Chompsky, Feb 5, 2011
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    The Idiot Board: Where Integrity and Pornography Meet
     
    #279 Beefy Phil, Feb 5, 2011
  20. Blue Dog

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    Aaaaand it gets better.

    The Wife told me that when she was trying to hustle me to bed, I stopped at the door of the bedroom, and told her to go find her iphone. When asked why, I told her that "I wanna listen to your crazy Hennifer Looopeeeeeeeez music. Are you ready... To see THIS... GET MO' FUCKIN' DOWN?!?!".

    And then I white-people-wiggled my jeans down to the ground.
     
    #280 Blue Dog, Feb 5, 2011
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