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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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    Imagining your tall country ass "white wiggle" is probably the funniest visual I will have today...
     
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    ...and then came the candles, incense and Enya. All that was there this morning was a note.
     
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    Don't comment on football unless you know something about football.

    Center is sometimes responsible for cuing on a shifting D pre-snap. Pouncey can pass block better than anyone on the Steeler's depleted O line and is quick and athletic for a lineman. It was his backup Legursky that muffed a couple in the championship game after Pouncey went out in the 1st, and while he can run block well, he can't pass block for shit.

    In short, it's a significant loss for the Steelers.
     
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    I have found them at specialty butcher shops. I like to marinade them in a Cabernet then grill em, serve with sauteed portabellas and asparagus.

    Eating babies are delicious, I am higher up on the food chain, wild animals aren't discriminating, so don't tell me I am unethical.
     
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    I like mine like I like my whiskey. 14yrs old and mixed up with coke.
     
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    Haha, I'm sorry! That sucks.
     
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    I love meat and will eat all of it, save for veal and foie gras, as ducks and calves respectively are fed specific diets to make them sick and thus, more delicious to humans. I have no issue with eating babies, I'll eat lamb any day, but wild animals don't raise their prey abusively.

    I'm not one to say what anyone should or shouldn't eat, but I personally can't stomach these two specific things. I think I saw a video of a veal calf once that was thoroughly disturbing.

    Just so you don't think I'm one of those crazy PETA thugs, I fully endorse the slaughter of seals for pelts, which involves clubbing them to death. It's a cull, there are quotas, it controls an over-sized population. Cool with me.
     
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    I'm cruel, what can I say? Veal is a rare pleasure for me, I'm not into the foie gras. Maybe that will somewhat redeem me.
     
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    It's 11 in the morning and I have two very important decisions to make:

    1. Should I leave the house today?
    2. What time should I start drinking?
     
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    The fact that you even have to ask #2 means you've already made the wrong decision.
     
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    Trying to convince myself calling in sick for a second weekend in a row is not a bad idea when I know in fact, it is a terrible idea.

    My best friends birthday party is tonight and I am really not looking forward to going to the bar directly from work. I want to dress up but have a feeling that if I don't leave from work and come home, the couch will be far to inviting after 8 hours of answering RSP questions to want to leave. I am waiting from the other half to bring home delicious Smith Bakery turkey bacon sandwiches to gorge on and he seems to be taking his sweet ol' time. (chater, if you haven't gone to Smiths you need to, I apologize in advance for the addiction to their Chicken Salad you may acquire)

    I will be back in ten to twelve hours full of whiskey sours and donair meat.
     
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    Went out with the roomates last night, got drunk, came back and devoured a six layer dip we made for our SB party. We're probably going to make two more today just in case the same thing happens tonight. Six layer dip is the shit.
     
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    Touche. I guess I better get started. I have 13 beers and a half a bottle of Japanese whisky...that should last me. I hope.
     
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    Thanks to the Packers making it to the SB and the subsequent cheese sales going on, I'm making four cheese deep-dish pizza tomorrow. Tonight, shepherd's pie, if I can get the little bastard to stay in the oven.
     
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    [​IMG]

    So, I'm on my second can. It's a nice can. A handsome waterwheel backed by a breathtaking landscape. The beer itself tastes like air, which makes it more palatable than Milwaukee's Best or Natural Anything. This is the perfect beverage if you've decided to stop caring about dignity, self-respect, and a general sense of well-being.
     
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    So what you're saying is that it is perfect for all of us here.
     
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    I'm saying I think we found a sponsor.
     
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    Know what's outrageously fun? Snowmobile hitchiking. Well, it wasn't hitchiking because technically I was offered an unsolicited ride, but I still took it. Not wearing a helmet makes me feel cool. And fuck does it beat the hell out of trying to walk on snowmobile tracks.

    And I'm glad I got in from hiking when I did because the snow just started falling.
     
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