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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    GOD DMAN SOUF CARRLIINA WHY DO YOU NOT SERVE LIQUOR ON SUNDAYYYYYYYS? it means stupid ass bars have to close at 12 ass o clock on saturday. I am not nearly drunk enough, and that means neither are the women at the bars tha i was trying to get drunk enough to sleep with me. GOd are you kidding me with this shit/?At least I've got a bottle of johnnie red ready for a nightcap.

    edit: shit i forgot about some of the prereqs.

    music:

    tits:
    [​IMG]
     
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  2. BL1Y

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    What's the ratio? I may go do this right now.
     
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    You could always drink some red wine out of a diet Coke can.
     
    #363 Fernanthonies, Feb 6, 2011
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    50/50
     
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    That's fucked up. Very hilarious, but fucked up.
     
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    I'm drinking a Calimocho and...just...what?

    What the fuck?

    What the fuck am I drinking?
     
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    Fuck, I haven't had a drop of liquor in my system for about a month. I know, I definitely don't belong here. But the drinks are sure hitting me hard tonight. Started with vodka and now I've switched to rum. Getting drunk in record time tonight.

    I have money riding on the superbowl tomorrow too, so that should make things more interesting.
     
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  8. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    fact I just learned: Uranus was almost named "george"

    ^^proof that you can never be bored on the internet
     
    #368 dubyu tee eff, Feb 6, 2011
  9. Fernanthonies

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    [​IMG]

    I feel like I should be more drunk than I am right now...
     
    #369 Fernanthonies, Feb 6, 2011
  10. BL1Y

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    It was a page back on the thread. Red wine and coke.

    Waste of both.
     
    #370 BL1Y, Feb 6, 2011
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    He kicked the dude in the face.

    No need for spoilers this way.
     
    #371 hoju, Feb 6, 2011
  12. Fernanthonies

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    I am thoroughly confused. Also, I am drunk.

    How about one of the best, least known bands touring the country today:



    These guys fucking rock my face off. More to come.
     
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  13. ZJB

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    I don't see holes in the cans. Start shotgunning them and an appropriate level of drunkeness will be achieved.
     
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    Says the guy drinking Coors Light.

    UFC 126 stuff:
    Anderson Silva is like the Anderson Silva of MMA. Despite the efforts of the pre show, I never really though Belfort had a chance in hell, but still... fuuuck.
     
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    I have always sucked at chugging beers, and shotgunning in particular. I don't know what it is, I guess I just never learned the whole open the throat method...probably because I've never sucked dick.

    I'm a marathon runner, not a sprinter. When it comes to drinking that is.

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    Excuse you, sir! There is not a single Bud Light can on that desk! I have some integrity, therefor I drink Coors Light.

    Also, I am in Oklahoma, which has got to be one of the last states in the union that still sells 3.2 beer. That's why I am now drinking whisky.
     
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    I'll text you... does that count as "checking up on you"?
     
    #376 taste_my_rainbow, Feb 6, 2011
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    That's probably the best offer you're gonna get. Plus, once Rainbow text's you, you'll have her number so you can start sending her Skyello style pics.
     
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    Also, another great Phish tune:

    (I am spoilering these because I am a realist and I know that most of you don't give half a damn.)
     
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    I was trying to figure out why you weren't watching the game; And then I remembered that the '00 superbowl sucked.
     
    #379 hotwheelz, Feb 6, 2011
  20. ZJB

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    First you say you don't like sports and now you are making gay implications over the manly act of chugging beer. I think your man card may need to be revoked sir.

    And on the topic of good tunes:
     
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