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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    He already has my digits. We've bonded.
     
    #381 taste_my_rainbow, Feb 6, 2011
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    Bullshit! Fuck You! I can chug, and to prove it to you, I will now chug this entire bottle of maple syrup.

    I am all that is man!
     
    #382 Fernanthonies, Feb 6, 2011
  3. ZJB

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    I like it! I will do the same.

    Fuck I guess I didn't actually read your post. I thought you wrote that you were going to chug your drink but I was mistaken.

    I'm cut off.
     
    #383 ZJB, Feb 6, 2011
  4. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Don't you love those times when you just want to listen to one song over and over on repeat. Seems like it happens less often.

    Being drunk or stoned or both helps.

    song of the moment:
     
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  5. Fernanthonies

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    On another note, here are a couple more reasons why Umphrey's McGee ia fucking bad ass.

     
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    Well, looks like The Girlfriend is coming over now that she is off work. I would say that I was about to get some sexy time, but I didn't expect to see her tonight, so I am really drunk and...well, whisky dick and all that. We'll see how it plays out.

    Anyway, That's all for me tonight. I came close to her discovering this place once when she "popped in" one night, I don't plan on that happening again.

    You all have a good night.
     
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    To end the night, I shall leave you all with a classic:

     
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  8. toddamus

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    So you've been drinking 3.2 piss water all night and can't understand why you aren't more drunk yet. Hmmm, this is a tough one.
    I may be no genius but if you wanted to get drunk tonight why didn't you start with the liquor first then move onto the booze?
     
    #388 toddamus, Feb 6, 2011
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    I'm fucked up and you guys such am enetsrtsimennt . In bored end the bar I left had 7 girls a.f 24 guys. What a waste is a night to get shitty.
     
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    That's not even FUCKING ENGLOUIUYSH

    I spent the night at Shrek's house. Dude looked just like Shrek. Amazing.

    Good: I got rid of 19 4 Lokos. NINE-FUCKING-TEEN from when we stocked up

    Bad: The 4 Lokos were cursed

    Good: The Lokos came with a free buzz and a frozen yogurt

    Bad: The yogurt was cursed, the Loko made me want to puke into a foreign girl's Hungarian goulash pussy.

    Good: I'm now home unable to get an erection.

    Wait, what?
     
    #390 CharlesJohnson, Feb 6, 2011
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    I'm nice and toasty after a brief layoff from drinking. I've been trying to focus more on school and getting back to my fighting shape so I haven't really been indulging much, and I'm definitely feeling it now.

    It seems an appropriate time to get hammered though, because when I wake up I get to eat some damn good bbq and home made meatballs, drink some more, and watch the Packers win the superbowl. Can't ask for much more.

    Goodnight TiB

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    #391 Reifer, Feb 6, 2011
  12. Diablo

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    Motrher fuyckers.m What are youn still doing up on a Saturday night? Rhetorical question Farley!!
     
    #392 Diablo, Feb 6, 2011
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    Eat an entire bag of leopard dicks.
     
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    Leopard dicks are delishious. A delicacy in some foreign places. ALmost worth $16,000.
     
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    16k better involve a rusty trombone and a reverse-69. If you can't figure that out, don't worry. Experimenting is half the fun.
     
    #395 CharlesJohnson, Feb 6, 2011
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    A 12 pack of summit extra pale ale, lots of shots, a pile of chicken wings as high as a midgets ass and I've had a good night. Can't stop listening to this cover tune though. Whatever, there's some stupid religious lyrics in it but fuck it, it's got an awesome sound.
     
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  17. fizzle

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    I'm hungry and drunk enough to go out looking for food at 5:00am. Wish me luck.
     
    #397 fizzle, Feb 6, 2011
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    Good morning, TiB.

    [​IMG]
     
    #398 BL1Y, Feb 6, 2011
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    In Soviet Russia, Ben Roethlisberger fucks you!
     
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    In America, is same thing!
     
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