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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Walk it Out>Black and Yellow>>>>>>>Green and Yellow
     
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    I just spent 15 minutes ungluing myself from one of my wife's high heels.

    She was repairing it, and asked me to apply pressure to it. Some glue got on me, but I thought nothing of it, until I saw it was Krazy glue. I had 3 fingers stuck to a high heel. I looked like I had a foot fetish.
     
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    Been drinking since 930ish. Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!

    Have a keg of yuengling, 5 gallons of SoCo punch, and a shiiiiit ton of food. today is gonna be a good day.
    Just checking in to say GO STEELERS. Fuck the fudge packers.
     
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    Fuck I am hung over. Just found out that we are having people over to my house for the game tonight, and it looks like we are getting food catered from a local Italian place that my roommate works every now and then. Free food sounds good to me.

    I think I may need to drink a beer. Hair of the dog that bit you.
     
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    I've got to work tonight from 4PM to Midnight. I won't be able to watch it on TV, but I will have access to my laptop. Anyone know of any reliable sites to watch the super bowl online?
     
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    I got very very drunk last night and woke up with a missing filling. Shitballs.
     
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    Holy shit. I normally just wake up with that missing feeling.
     
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    I was just practicing the Raji when my roommate walked in. Awkward.
     
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    Here, the super bowl airs starting at 10:55 PM. So, my husband and I say a very big FUCK THAT and are going to bed.

    We did, however, spend all day drinking pints with my crazy friend from high school who likes to live and work in all the various hellholes of the world, and a bunch of her other friends. And my husband managed to fry some damn good chicken in our teeny tiny kitchen to soak up all the booze when we got home. We may be watching no football, but if fried food and beer all day isn't Superbowl Sunday in a nutshell, I don't know what is.
     
    #429 tweetybird, Feb 6, 2011
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    There is a super hot new dude who works at my neighbourhood liquor store. I probably need to start drinking more.
     
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    When there's two hot dudes working at the liquor store, then you'll know it's time to start drinking less.
     
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    Hey Pittsburgh.

    [​IMG]

    Eat it.
     
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    If those are dicks, why are they bloody?
    Are those red objects actually bloody femurs?
    Why would you put a bunch of bloody femurs in a bag?

    So many questions...
     
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    It's clear that Jimmy is no dick Picasso.
     
    #434 MoreCowbell, Feb 6, 2011
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    I would have said "This is not a bag of dicks" but that was clearly evident.
     
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    Hi TiB. I'm sitting here with some beers, but contemplating a switch to martinis.

    It is so hot here that I did not hear a single fucking bird chirp/whistle/screech AT ALL after 7am this morning - and we get quite a few birds that make noise here. Poor little bastards.

    It's so hot that the beer I poured out about 10 minutes ago is fucking warm. Thank fuck it's a Guinness and thus drinkable when warm. If it was a Pilsener or Lager, I'd have hated myself for drinking it warm (but I still would've finished it).

    The Superbowl would be on sometime around 3 am for me and it's not being screened here so I doubt I'll stay up for whatever live feed I can find on ESPN (the site will likely be fucking lagged out from too many users, anyway). Either way, GO PACKERS. I hope Rapistberger gets fucked up repeatedly by Green Bay's defence - maybe a nice Linebacker can make his ankle bones puncture his socks. Worth a try, amiright?

    Soccer stuff
    At least I take some solace in Chelsea losing to Liverpool. AHAHAHAHAH. Nice move, Fernando Torres. You were a steal at £50 million. NOT.

    Also, FUCK YOU Joey Barton you thug cunt. I hope some bouncer takes exception to your ugly mug and rearranges it. I actually like Newcastle as a team - they always try to play in an attacking style, but Barton is just a cunt.

    What do you guys think? Martinis? I have vodka and gin...
     
    #436 Durbanite, Feb 6, 2011
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    Anything other than beer. I never want to drink beer again. You know the frothy head that beer has on it? Chugging it through that makes me gag. Go for the vodka and gin.
     
    #437 bewildered, Feb 6, 2011
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    Someone needs to tell Steven Tyler that soulpatches on 60 year olds make you look like a rapist.
     
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    Someone needs to tell Steven Tyler and Julia Roberts to breed because their children would have hilariously clownish mouths.
     
    #439 bewildered, Feb 6, 2011
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    That's the least of my concerns.

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    I face a serious ethical dilemma in the next few hours. Do I cheer for a team led by a football-lobbing day-old sack of dicks, or do I cheer for a team who I have been taught for years to hate.

    Fuck it, let's drink!
     
    #440 katokoch, Feb 6, 2011
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