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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. katokoch

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    You know you can just let the beer sit for a minute and the foamy head disappears, right?
     
    #441 katokoch, Feb 6, 2011
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    Fixed that for you.
     
    #442 BL1Y, Feb 6, 2011
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    Too pressed for time! When there are drinking games being played, the other players sometimes demand that you drink your penalty drinks immediately or face an additional penalty.
     
    #443 bewildered, Feb 6, 2011
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    Dear hot girls of the board;
    If the steelers win you have to show us your tits.

    Sincerely,
    Me
     
    #444 travdiddy84, Feb 6, 2011
  5. BL1Y

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    Dear hot girls of the board,

    If the Steelers win, you have to show Ben Roethlisberger your vagina.

    Sincerely,
    Ben Roethlisberger
     
    #445 BL1Y, Feb 6, 2011
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    I made it to Montreal. Poutine tine bitches!
     
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    Fuck Pittsburgh, fuck the East Coast, Fuck the AFC.

    Sincerely,

    A Seahawk fan, and the West Coast. Yeah, the NFC is gonna wreck your shit. You and your rapist QB can eat a dick and go home with an "I just pumped the neighbors cat" look on your face.


    That. Is. All.
     
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    Wait, did we just declare war on England again?
     
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    -the fuck? When did we get standards? Why did you restrict that to hot girls? I would like to submit an amendment to your motion by suggesting that all the girls of the board have to post a picture of their tits if the Steelers win. Or the Packers.
     
    #449 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 6, 2011
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    Good call of that one.

    Do we really have to listen to Buck and Aikman talk for the next four hours? Fuck me in the ass.....
     
    #450 travdiddy84, Feb 6, 2011
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    Know what I'm looking forward to? Wings being on sale in the ready-to-eat food section of the grocery store tomorrow.
     
    #451 ghettoastronaut, Feb 6, 2011
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    Black beans, onion, garlic, chili powder, cocoa powder, and pepperjack cheese.

    Bean dip mother fuckers, I can has it.
     
    #452 BL1Y, Feb 6, 2011
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    As much as I hate the Steelers, they were paying so good on proline to avoid taking them today. Devils, Lightning and Steelers 20 bucks for 145. COME ON BLACK AND YELLOW!
     
    #453 JDTheHero, Feb 6, 2011
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    That was the worst Starspangled banner I have heard before the super bowl.

    Being able to hit all sorts of high notes doesn't make you a good singer.
     
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    AMEN to that!

    Why can't anyone just sing the damned thing normally? No crazy runs, no showing off, just sing it on-key, as the sheet music calls for.

    People will probably blast me for this, given their history, but I think The Dixie Chicks performed the best SB anthem that I've heard:

     
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    You know, I've always seen American television and newscasts and the patriotism bordering on jingoism and thought it slightly... strange. Different than what we do things. But what I'm seeing right now ought to make people embarassed: some quick intro with Michael Douglas invoking the suffering of the Great Depression, the efforts of soldiers in WWII, the trials Martin Luther King Junior, the trauma of 9/11, and the speeches of Ronald Reagan and Barack Obama as being merely preludes to a fucking football game? Christ. I was prepared to accept the silliness of God Bless America being treated with the pageantry of a national anthem, but holy hell. Never mind the stupidity or the shamelessness, but the sheer self-absorption of it all is ridiculous.
     
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    This is being broadcast on Fox.
     
    #458 kuhjäger, Feb 6, 2011
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    Somebody should tell Mike Tomlin that the sound system will provide its own amplification, so he doesn't need to yell into the microphone.

    Incidentally, do they have Chris Meyers clones? Because that guy is at every. Single. American. Sporting. Event. Different events on the same day? He's on the sidelines in both places. Weird.
     
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    This explains why they broadcast George and Laura Bush during God Bless America.

    On the topic of FOX, watch Requiem for a Dream and notice that TV gameshow host guy. Tell me his creative use of a chalkboard to deliver revolutionary ideas isn't the inspiration for Glenn Beck.
     
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