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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. Juice

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    I'm in the bathroom with diarrhea and I haven't even seen the game yet. Why me?
     
    #461 Juice, Feb 6, 2011
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    Vocal runs are the least impressive thing ever. Anyone with a musical background is far more impressed with nailing a difficult note with none of this flair stuff, no trill, just a crisp, clean sound.

    But, the Superbowl plays to the lowest common denominator. The Lowest Common Roethlisberger, if you will.
     
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    Am I less of a man if I missed half of the first quarter because I baked cookies? I don't know, this super bowl just isn't interesting to me. I can't root for a rival or a rapist. This is the first time I've got to watch the game in HD though.
     
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    I'd fuck Joan Rivers.
     
    #464 BL1Y, Feb 6, 2011
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    I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you are sober?
     
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    Why do singers always feel the need to add their own "personal touch" to the National Anthem? Seriously, sing it the way it's written or don't do it at all. This ain't the fuckin' American Idol tryouts.

    The commercials thus far have sucked. I'm flipping to Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet for commercial breaks if they don't improve.

    Fast and Furious FIVE? Are you fucking kidding me?
     
    #466 $100T2, Feb 6, 2011
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    The best "personal touch" on that national anthem was the omission of a line of words.
     
    #467 Arctic_Scrap, Feb 6, 2011
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    Are you kidding me? A car that will read you facebook status updates?

    I weep for the world.

    Edit: This is still bothering me. Nothing of any value has ever been said on facebook. There is no need for that to exist.
     
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    That is a bad limb to be out on.
     
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    QFT
     
    #470 BL1Y, Feb 6, 2011
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    For that matter, what things of value have ever been typed out using just one's thumbs? Not very many, that's what.
     
    #471 ghettoastronaut, Feb 6, 2011
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    So... I'm a lit of homebrews deep right now... but the commercials have been shit this year.

    Who woulda thunk the Packers would have been burying the steelers at halftime?
     
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    This is the best we can get for a halftime show? Some assholes in lite bright suits and another pop female fucking up a sacred song?

    Really?
     
    #473 Reifer, Feb 6, 2011
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    Seriously, fuck the Black Eyed Peas.
     
    #474 Jimmy James, Feb 6, 2011
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    This auto tuned half time show sure sounds great.... I really wish I could personally tell these people that they are a bunch of no talent fucking hacks. I don't understand how shit like this gets popular. Last years The Who show was the best half time show ever. And what the fuck is with the robot suits.
     
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    Well, at this point, I feel pretty safe in saying OK
     
    #476 mya, Feb 6, 2011
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    So I'm watching the bowl at the hospital on the "monster flatscreen" in my daughter's room and.....

    SLASH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??????!!!!

    Axl is probably rolling over in his grave right now.

    The who, Tom Petty, The Boss, The Stones, Prince, ZZ Top.....

    Now, The BLACK EYED PEAS?!?!?!?!

    They do realize ACDC is still alive, right?

    Fucking fire everybody. They DESERVE it.

    keep it up, Pack.
     
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    Slash is NOT a fucking cameo, bitches.

    More Slash, less Fergie.
     
    #478 Binary, Feb 6, 2011
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    When did she start looking and sounding like a tranny?
     
    #479 mya, Feb 6, 2011
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    My favorite part of the half time show is the part where they did the spoken word part instead of singing.

    Why can't we get a live action episode of The Office instead?
     
    #480 BL1Y, Feb 6, 2011
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