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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. Frebis

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    The sad thing is, both of those ideos were mixed better than the black eyed peas show was today.
     
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    Ok guys, Ben Rapistberger might be a piece of shit... but you can't seriously tell me that karma is a bitch because he's a professional athlete making millions of dollars, got off scot free without criminal charges, went all the way to the super bowl... and lost. Karma would be him losing his lucrative job, spending time in prison, and remaining unemployable for the rest of his life.
     
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    ...What the fuck?
     
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  4. Crown Royal

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    I would rather prefer him to be punished like any of us normal, shit-eating rats would be. However, he was nice enough to throw money at the problem until it shut up, so let us all let bygones be bygones, right? He's been punished enough, he missed SEVERAL GAMES THIS SEASON. Besides, when the system fails like this, aren't we ALL guilty in the end?

    Ah, fuck all that. Stick a golf umbrella up the sadistic pig's ass and open it.
     
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    When a challenge to Roe v Wade makes it to the Supreme Court I'm going to file this video as an amicus brief.
     
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    I had to track down the story online to see what was going on here. This wasn't someone's act, but rather a performance put together by the Super Bowl...committee or something, and then they found someone to play the part.

    On TV, it's hard to tell what's going on, but allegedly from the blimp the trick worked. The people in the audience form the frame of the card. On the top right you can see that the seat cushions for a red K and the pip.

    Basically, the whole trick revolves around forcing the audience to pick the card you've prepped the trick for. Could easily be done by piping in some applause over the speakers.
     
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    I wonder if anybody who tackled Rothsbugger tonight whispered into his ear "Is this how she (didn't) like it?"

    I know I would have.
     
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    Considering the rise of 3D in sports, how many years do you guys think it's going to be until the Superbowl is available in 3D? I watched this one on a 3D tv however it wasn't in "true" 3D.
     
  10. Crown Royal

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    Again, everyone, thanks for the well-wishes. You're all a lot better people than many of the ones in my actual life right now.

    To update, she is getting better and maybe home later this week.
     
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    I wear glasses, don't want to wear a second pair, and find this question offensively ableist.
     
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    Best ad for my money was this one:


    Not because it was particularly creative, but DAT ASS.
     
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    Sorry, but the most attractive thing about Kim Kardashian is the shoes.
     
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    She wanted to do that commercial because it was the only time anyone had ever seen her sole.

    badum-ching

    I will be here all night, but next week I will be writing for Leno.
     
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    Since GB won, I'll give you all a sexy pic of me:


     

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    Seriously, cut that shit out. The only titties we want to see are shegirls, amirite?
     
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    SHEGIRL'S BUST OR BUST!
     
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    Yeah, we get it. You're gross. I want to eat again some day and I'm going the way of Karen Carpenter thanks to you.
     
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    Oh come on guys, you really think that is him? I have been on the internet enough to know that everybody here is gorgeous.
     
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    For the last...God knows how many months, I've been going back and forth with the owner of a currently inoperative legal news and humor website about me taking over after his last editor in chief left. The deal always seems inches from closing, and then he stalls with some ambiguous concerns.

    It would be a fucking dream job for me (partly because the owner has some mad bucks and can actually pay a salary while the site is being rebuilt), but at this point the stalling has just gone on for too long. I don't think there's anyone else ready, willing, and able to take over, so I'm likely his only shot at reviving the thing.

    I've been getting a bit tougher in talking to him about it, but haven't yet worked up the nerve to tell him it's time to shit or get off the pot. I'll blame it on law school. 3 years (plus my time working) of being trained to do what you're told, keep your head down, don't ask questions, and just be a good little bitch. Phila, Rob and I did a 3 part piece on lawyer wimps months ago, and even then I knew I fit the mold.

    But, I figured if I put some rep points on the line, that might get my own ass in motion. Every little bit helps. I'm planning to give him the ultimatum on Wednesday. I'm ready to move forward on the site, with or without him. (Without him meaning I'd launch a site to replace his.)

    If I don't have news, good, bad, or otherwise, to post in the next Weekend Drunk Thread, please feel free to red dot the hell out of me.

    Also, if anyone knows of a decent graphic designer/cartoonist willing to work cheap (maybe a student needing to build a portfolio?), I could use the hookup.
     
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