GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

We once argued on here that an evil organization like the Cowboys should never be considered "America's Team" (they shouldn't) because the Steelers were a more successful franchise with a better street cred amongst football fans.

Now what? As far as I feel, this a permanent black eye. However, they have a looooooooooooong way to go before they become as greedy, smug and just plain evil as the Dallas Fucking Cowboys.

Who would be a good "America's Team"? How 'bout Green Bay? They have the most rugged fans who love their team win or lose, usually have a playoff-worthy team, and I honestly don't know anybody who hates them. Four Superbowl titles to boot, and they won the first two of them (with the coach to end all coaches). I say this as a die-hard Redskins fan, the team with the largest stadium (and the poorest staff) there is that is sold out for life.

They'd be a lot better than a team whose most famous members usually consist of the criminally insane.

 

Find me a foreign bar where no one knows Sweet Home Alabama, and then ask this question again.

 

That's impossible. I played that song at a wedding consisiting of 500 strictly Phillipinos and Chinese, and they all sang along with that song like they were born in bib overalls.

I can see you loving that tune if you have a CB radio antenna on your pick-up that can scrape the underside of a bridge overpass, but I cannot for the life of me figure out why non-rednecks dig that tune so much. Before that band had their little aerial incident they had many better songs (see: Simple Man).

 

Guys. Guys. Guys.

I was in downtown Pittsburgh about 20 minutes ago, sitting at a traffic light in Southside, waiting on a green light to go home.

I watched a shitload of middle-aged men dump their Terrible Towels on the ground, stomp on them, and walk the fuck away. There was just this poor pile of yellow towels on the ground when the light turned green. They looked so forlorn...but holy shit, that was hilarious. People treat those fucking towels like trophies around here- and those little yellow cloths got straight-up abandoned.


(Oh, and lest y'all think that I was rooting for the team that continues to employ The Rapist...I was not. Fuck Big Ben. I cheered like a motherfucker in a houseful of Steelers fans when they won tonight. Dirty stares be damned.)

 

Wow, it's like Pittsburgh has had a....towlie...ban.

 

So how many of us are still awake just to see if Shegirl owns up?

 

This amazes me. Talk about a bunch of fucking ungrateful fans. Try being a Vikings fan (or worse a Browns fan). We've never won a SB. They go to their third ind the last decade. Fuck them.

Oh and fuck the Packers. God I hate them.

 

Sounds like they had a good cry into them first. Whiney, boo-hoo tantrum throwing fucks. They dare to call themselves FANS? The "Hamilton of America" has has a good run in the last little while with Superbowls and Stanley Cups, so maybe they should get off their high horse since that's the only thing aside from the air pollution that city is known for across the continent. Of course, their baseball team still sucks. They still exist, don't they? The yellow team with the funny hats? Come to think of it, why is EVERY team in Pittsburgh black and yellow? Do they really like bees or something?

Spoiler

 

My father and that entire side of the family was born and raised in Wisconsin. My dad being the only one that left because of the Navy. That being said, I was raised as a Packers fan, even though my loyalty to the Panthers supersedes Rodgers and crew. It has been extremely hard to be a Panthers fan this season, dealing with all the shit talk that military folk seem to have a God given gift for and all, but at least my birth team got it done tonight.

The victory is made even more sweet because my wife is a born and bred Steelers fan and I get to talk shit all of next season, or at least until it starts.

Time to call it a night.

 

That wasn't necessary.

You have to stay vigilant until tomorrow. SheGirl only posts while she's at work. I hope she also posts a picture of the guy in the cubicle next her while she's trying to lift her shirt and position the camera.

 

You know she's not posting her tits. She'll take a pic of a couple of paper sacks with "Fun" written on them.

 

No way in hell SheGirl owns up. People say all sorts of shit. Chances are she gets on of her friends drunk and says "Don't worry, they won't see your face" and they go up instead.

I don't know about you guys, but I just couldn't care/enjoy the game. Even though it was close at times and a comeback at times, I just couldn't get into it. I haven't been watching SportsCenter all morning I wouldn't be able to tell you a big play besides the Nick Collison INT/RTD.

Oh and Crown Royal, I know you're out of the country right now, but there is a city called Chicago, which happens to be a few miles south of GB, that hates the Packers. Just so you know.

I'm just sad football is over and I have to transfer all my love to the NBA. Goodbye football, it's been fun.

 

What does the sign language interpreter do when someone muffs the national anthem?

 

So I'm taking one of my classes online for school. It's a human relations class. Today, I get this question to answer, among other questions.

"Take a look at the "Ten Life Laws" attachment related to interpersonal development.  Which areas mentioned here seem most personally and professionally relevant to workplace success?"

If you look up the Ten Life Laws it is written by fucking Dr. Phil.

This was my[still not done] response to the question:

I won't even read this. Anything written by Dr. Phil shouldn't be taught at a school. The guy is a sham. He takes advantage of people looking for self help in 10 minute TV segments and makes a ton of money doing it. He hasn't actually practiced what he spews on TV in a real world setting in well over 15 years and hasn't had a psychology license in almost 10 years. Dr. Phil is merely a celebrity[unfortunately] and not someone that should be taken as a reliable source of information. Even the books he writes are only made so you buy more of his books. If you read one and still fail then you need another book. If you read one and achieve something then he must have been right? That doesn't even make any sense. Is this even a serious class?

 

But it wasn't quite as bad as the Up With People halftime show in 1982.

 

Shegirl?

In love either way.

 

She's looking like a blond Snooki.

 

I keep switching back and forth between this thread and the boobie thread....

I hope she looks like the fan two posts above.