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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. Aetius

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    I'ma ban the fuck outta you.
     
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    Thank you. Now enjoy the video sent to you of me opening the spoiler...



    I have another video if you won't pay up...
     
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  4. shegirl

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    We don't speak of me being sent ANY videos.
     
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  5. roy jones

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    Let's call it a package then...

    FOCUS: I've been smack talking all week on facebook to the northeast Ohio Pittsburgh fans. Unfortunately, I declared last week that I would only post in haiku form on there until tax season is over (to win a bet).

    It's even more fun to take somebody to tears with 17 syllables, and then own their comebacks.
     
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  6. Aetius

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    I've thought long and hard about this, and shegirl's issue with videos is really a stroke of bad luck. Cutting right to the meat of the issue, I think her blanket ban on them is really self serving and I wish she'd get off it. It's jacking with the normal flow of the board, and really choking off open discussion. If she keeps it up I think we're all going make like Michael Jackson and beat it.
     
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    You of all people really thought I would? Still? Sorry guys my self esteem gets in the way once again.
     
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    That was a clown...???

    I just thought Tucker was looking to promote his book.

    FOCUS: Seriously, pay up.
     
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    You know, I'm a big believer in people posting their stuff if they want to, and that if shegirl really doesn't want to post her boobs, she doesn't have to.

    At the same time, she's the one who made the declaration. It's not like she lost a bet with another board member or something, it was something she offered up.

    As much as I think shegirl is cool, her mouth is writing checks her body kinda needs to cash at this point. Don't offer up something if you aren't gonna do it. You could have started the thread and boasted about your team all you wanted without throwing that out there, that's all I'm sayin'.
     
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  10. shegirl

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    What's that? Sorry I can't hear over all the whinning.

    I can't believe some of you thought I'd really do it in the first place. Listen to 'sack, it ain't gonna happen.

    Technically I did post "my fun bags". We do refer to our avatars as being "mine". So bite me.
     
    #590 shegirl, Feb 7, 2011
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    You know in the movie Airplane! where that feminist is going off on something stupid and the sign language interpreter starts making the masturbation motion? Probably that.

    In other news: I like my women like I like my bowel movements: hot, black and loose.
     
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    To answer the sign language question:

    I used to work as a sign language interpreter, and you're supposed to sign everything, fuck ups and all.

    However, since it's a nationally televised event, yada yada yada, she probably signed it correctly. Either that, or she signed it wrong, and at the end added a disclaimer: "Singer made a mistake on song lyrics".

    If it were me, I would have just signed it right.
     
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    Honestly, I wanted her to post them more out of morbid curiosity than anything. If I wanted to see granny porn I'd get myself all liquored up, ask Ballsack for a few pointers with gag reflex, then type some regretable words into into Google images.
     
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    ...because you deserve it.

    I might not be an American, but it would be easier to screw up the Alphabet Song or "Happy Birthday" than above all things the National Anthem. What a stupid fucking drunk. Isn't her face slowly turning into a Jack-O-Lantern as well?
     
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    I don't have school tomorrow, therefore I have rum now.

    Oh, and snow tomorrow. Just what the fucking world needs.
     
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    I don't have class til 9....therefore, I am majorly buzzing. Woot!
     
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    Have we ever found out what Bluedog's surprise was for the poster in the christmas drunk thread?
     
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    Monday nights are made for the best bad decisions.

    Are you just hitting the wine?

    And yes, trojan, it was posted somewhere. I'm too lazy to find it though, so good luck.
     
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    I went to a bar with a $100 cover, all you can eat and drink with topless bar staff. I don't remember anything past the first quarter, and my girlfriend slapped me in the face for trying to put it in her butt when I got home wasted.

    I also collected about a dozen hats for teams I don't even support, and found out today that my buddy got thrown out for falling asleep in the hot tub.

    I might watch a replay, it will be like seeing the game for the first time...except I don't have to worry about Rapeyburger getting his finger inside another ring he doesn't deserve to be in.

    GO PACKERS!!
     
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