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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Didn't you mean, if you don't want to install a peephole camera into her hotel room you're gay?
     
    #141 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 3, 2011
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    *Nerd Voice* IT'S NOT AN EXCLUSIVE PS3 TITLE. IT'S ON XBOX 360 TOO, GEEZ NOOB!!111

    In all seriousness - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is fucking crack. However, just to get with the times, I suggest getting Black Ops, since there's what a lot of people have migrated to and some of the map packs are fucking awesome.
     
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    Just to get with the times? Fuck the fucking times. I have quite a treasure in this Horadric Cube, thank you very much!
     
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    Saw the Dead Weather in Memphis and it was a good performance, however I would have rather caught The White Stripes when they were on tour.

    On a related note, why is there so much talk about Pouncey? He's just the center and didn't he mishandle a few snaps in the championship game?
     
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    Did you get the staff and the headpiece yet?
     
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    She proves that it's not only women who look like bull dikes interested in sports, and edcuated about them.

    Spoilered for size. Yowsa.

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    Is it Sunday yet? Holy fuck. I'm bouncing off walls.
     
    #146 shegirl, Feb 3, 2011
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    Is it weird that I'm not attracted to her at all?
     
    #147 Nom Chompsky, Feb 3, 2011
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    Not if you're gay.
     
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    Yeah, fag. Next you're going to be telling us that you don't even like sports.


    ...Wait, what?
     
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  10. Nom Chompsky

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    I mean, she's pretty. I just don't see anything particularly special about her, except for the fact that she's a woman who works in sports. Which is awesome, and an area I'd like to see more progress in, but doesn't really make me want to have sex with her or anything.
     
    #150 Nom Chompsky, Feb 3, 2011
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    What does that have to do with wanting to have sex with her?

    This is why you should want to have sex with her:

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    #151 Fernanthonies, Feb 3, 2011
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    Reasons I want to have sex with her:

    1) She is more than moderately attractive

    2) Everything in bold

    Yes, I have the mindset of a 17 year old.
     
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  13. Nom Chompsky

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    I mean, I wouldn't NOT have sex with her, I'm just saying her doing or not doing a telecast has basically no impact on my likelihood of watching it.

    Larger than average breasts zomg she's blond and skinnnynnnnyy zoooooomg!
     
    #153 Nom Chompsky, Feb 3, 2011
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    That depends on what you are attracted to. For example, I've had several friends tell me about how much they were attracted to Venus and Serena Williams. I personally believe they look like extras from Planet of the Apes (spare me the racial slur lecture, seriously look at them), but to each there own.
     
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    Well you do have your own breasts to play with.
     
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    That's true.

    Flick these nips, E-Andrews:

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    #156 Nom Chompsky, Feb 3, 2011
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    From ballsack regarding my post about the wine bottle vag:
    Something, something Ben Roethlisberger is a rapist piece of shit but written in a way that preoccupies you too much with laughing.

    Also, go Packers. I couldn't give a fuck for them either way any other time in my life, but they're playing the Steelers, so for this one game they have my heartfelt support.

    Anyone else looking forward to the Superbowl commercials? I hear there's going to be a good ad for a rape whistle right after an on-field interview with a certain quarterback.

    Edit: Thanks for balancing things out, guy above me. There was a distinct lack of disgusting man side-tit in this thread. Maybe you can really get us in the mood with some good ol' cock and balls. Paging Nettdata...erm, I said ol', not old.
     
    #157 StayFrosty, Feb 3, 2011
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    One of you posted Tweets from Bree Olson on some other thread and I would like to hurt that person. It's like a car accident; it's impossible to look away.

    I'm actually torn by whether or not what she is saying has any basis in reality or if she's just making up shocking crap just for fun. Either way she's clearly insane. Except, possibly, for this one, that might be brilliant.

     
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  19. Nom Chompsky

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    I have fucked girls I found more attractive than Erin Andrews. You might disagree; that's probably why you didn't fuck them yourself. I feel basically no sexual attraction to pictures of Erin Andrews.

    I'm not nitpicking. She's pretty, whatever. I'm just saying she's super generic white blonde girl with above-average sized breasts. I don't fawn over that the way some people seem to. C'est tout. Rashida Jones >> Erin Andrews, imo.

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