GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Would you?

 

Hell, no. That dude is ugLY.

Also, I think that Erin Andrews is hot, and heard from a friend that she is actually NOT a bitch in real life. But whatever. The more important point is this: there is no WAY that picture that SheGirl posted is of Erin Andrews. It seems some opinions were merging there, so I just wanted to point that out.

 

Maybe if she cleaned up those eyebrows first...

 

This is a trick!! He/she looks too much like a guy to be a girl. And I want to slap him for wanting to look like a woman who looks like a man.

 

Rothlisshithole goes to bar, doesn't rape anyone

Oh, and in case anyone missed the Sports Illustrated article detailing why Big Dickhole Rapesomuchberger is a douche bag, here it is.

That's basically mandatory reading for anyone who is going to watch an NFL game.

 

Here's a little something for the cheese heads:

"We knocked the Eagles, and the Falcons, and the Bears off now we 'bout to cut Troy Polamalu hair off." only part of the song i like

 

Today was a good day at work. I'm still going to drink tonight, but this time I'm going to do it out of wine being tasty and not out of wine containing alcohol.

 

Yeah that's what they all say.... It's okay, no need to make excuses!

 

I went to the KU/K-State game covered by ESPN on Saturday and she was there doing whatever it is that she does. She's pretty, but dang is she skinny. And I am talking like toothpick skinny. I couldn't tell about those perky perky boobies because she had on some sort of loose fitting top with a big ruffle across the front. I feel kind of cheated. Her hair was really shiny though, I bet it smells of vanilla.

 

I got called a misogynist last night and now I'm annoyed about it.

So, after my LTR breakup ~18 months ago, I've been actively sleeping around. I don't advertise this to everyone but enough people know. I've always said, to every single women I've slept with, that I'm not looking for a long term relationship and want to keep things as they are. I don't deceive anyone (telling them that I'm looking for a relationship if they sleep with me, ect), I don't lie to them and I don't coerce them with anything; yet, because I've slept with a bunch of women it makes me a misogynist? Sure, I make jokes at the expense of women, every once in a while, but it's no different than jokes I make about black people, oriental drivers or priests.

Fuck that shit. If those women are trying to get something more out of me because I sleep with them, after I tell them what I'm looking for, then it's their own problem.

 

Oh...and I took a picture because apparently I am a creeper. Now tell me that her hair wouldn't smell faintly of vanilla and feel like silk

 

If I may ask, who has been calling you misogynist? The women you sleep with or people you are not sleeping with?

If it's the ones you're not sleeping with, then they're the sort of people who feel the need to make ostentatious displays of being not racist, not prejudiced, whatever. Be wary of them - they're not saying those things because they aren't, but because they want to project that identity to other people (and themselves).

If it's the ones you are... well, you know what they say - bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.

 

Fucking excited for the Superbowl. Gonna be a good game, with plenty of shit talking and beer. Any beer recommendations for this Sunday?

As far as tonight is concerned, I'm getting drunk off my ass and going bowling with a bunch of co-workers. Should be an eventful night.

 

I updated my cartoon from the volleyball thread because my fans were demanding it.

 

So The Girlfriend and I were discussing our plans for Valentines day. Since she works the night of the 14th, we are celebrating the Saturday before.

She suggested that instead of going out to some fancy place, we go to a bar in the early afternoon, post up at the bar and drink all day long.

I think she may be a keeper.

 

Pornstar wants to show Steeler love

I apologize if this has been posted before already -- I didn't see it -- but this is just hilarious. As a Packer fan, I'm sorry this isn't going to happen. I can't even begin to think how many dudes would be lined up, papers in hand, waiting to receive their celebratory BJ.

 

That does put me in the mood to do something, but it won't be entertaining for anyone.

 

The whole debate over whether Erin Andrews is hot, only okay, or super delicious sort of misses the point. Here is the essence of the discussion, boiled down to a simple diagram: