Re: Great Moments in RMMB History See, that's funny, except for the nagging suspicion I have that you aren't trying to be ironic.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Listen man, I'm just a journalist; I report what I see. You've got some weird habits, man. The one that really gets me, though, is what you do in public washrooms. Why do I always catch you standing in front of the urinal when you need to take a dump, but locking yourself in a booth and sitting when you need to take a piss? My posts are fine, Ballsack, you're the one who doesn't make sense.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Last time I checked, threads should stick to their focus, so we should probably stop giving Ballsack the attention he craves so much and get back to what we're here for. FOCUS - The Ask a Cripple thread. Specifically, a post from Natty (I think), asking HW if he would win a fight between himself and a video game, or a bunch of monkeys or some shit. I'm sure I have some details wrong, but that was the funniest thing I read in years. Awesome stuff.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Maybe so, but her face was FUBAR. She looked like something out of the Jim Henson studio.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History You are supposed to destroy the enemies of the United States of America. Not my fragile fantasies.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Did she ever actually post her face or do you just have a telephoto lens?
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History If I remember, it was all this talk about her grill that scared her away. I'm not sure her lack of facial symmetry was relevant to the Booby Thread. Some people need to get their priorities straight.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History The word FUBAR doesn't even begin to describe it. She looked like one of those reconstructed mummy faces you'd see at a museum exhibit. I'd much rather make out with a Muppet than Smurfette.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Some people had real deal pictures of her that floated around the mod board. Seriously, I loved those fucking titties until I saw those pictures. I wish I could unsee them so very, very badly.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History And off into the abyss we go. Jesus, that didn't take long. Can we just forget about the RMMB and start new? I see this quickly degenerating into a pissing contest and I won't hang around to watch it. I've got fields to plow and goats to shoot...errr ....I mean deer to shoot. If one of my neighbors claims I fired upon their livestock, they're lying. Especially the next door neighbor's donkey that Hee Haws at 3AM every morning and wakes me up. I would never take a pot shot at that donkey. It's not like I routinely get pissed off when woke up at 3 AM by a braying mule and stumble outside in my boxers with a gun and fire off a few indiscriminate rounds in the general direction of the noise maker. That fucking donkey has pissed me off for 4 years now, but I swear to God I'm not shooting at him.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Don't forget the sunken eyes and hollowed out cheeks. She was not a pretty girl. Frightening really. (Never mind that her work wasn't even all that good. You could see her scars pretty clearly even before the days of HD, in like 8mp.) Now, if SmittenKitten was really real (I believe she was) SHE was hot. (And I'm a girl whose preferences don't go that way, but really, you'd have to be blind or asexual not to think so.)
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Don't forget AngeAiles... perfection. My girlfriend was genuinely jealous of her tits; she freaked out (on me) when I showed 'em to her.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History She also left once when a mod called her out because her boyfriend/fiance/whatever was in prison, and she decided she wouldn't take him to a desert island given the chance (it was one of those threads where you get to take one book, one dvd, one person, etc, for the rest of your life). The day after that all of her boob photos went away, and so did she. For like a year. Another funny story about her- Some guy from the board once tracked her down, knocked on her door and asked for smurfete. Once again proving internet people are fucking weird. Im sure there were more details to this story, but another more senior member will have to fill them in.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Anything SoylentGreen. I e-loved him. And what the fuck do you mean DCH is white?
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Well he's from small town Indiana. Only the whites get to move out.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History DCH isn't just while, he's translucent. I mean hell, he's a [expletive deleted]... it doesn't get more cracker than that. Ah yes, SoylentGreeen, my favorite Marine Sniper. I mean truck driver.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Whatever happened to Soylent? I remember him posting every day for years, and then out of the blue he disappeared. maybe he can come back to a new board.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History If you want a guy talking about how he pines for the 'pink mist', give him a call. Some of the people who got disappeared were disappeared for good reason.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History He was a poser, just like Reaper. Never served a day in any Recon unit, let alone Force Recon, and was not a Scout Sniper. His job was as a truck driver.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History I'm coming to the end of my meander down memory lane (mostly because I'm old, and consider the glory days of the TMMB the pre-2004 years and I can't decide if this exercise in nostalgia is scary, sad or both), but pretty much everything MidgetBigot wrote was fucking hilarious.