Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Not sure if this is the right place to post this question. I was fairly new to the TMMB and dam if there wasn't a lot to catch up on. I have literally spent days and days going through old posts. I have spent hours of my life fluctuating between laughing so hard I pissed in my pants and being pissed at myself for not having found this place sooner. So I keep hearing reference to the ask a cripple thread. I have found the link to the tucker max archives...but it doesn't seem to have any search engine. Can someone point me in the right direction? I can't stand to have everyone talking about something that I haven't seen. It drives me nuts. Thanks.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History 5 seconds from promise to failure? I think that's a new record. Welcome back.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History I would like to say that so far today, I've laughed more often and harder than I have in the last several months on the Idiot Board. I think we're going to do just fine.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Such a hard-on for Gris! Did he hurt your feelings, or perhaps you have a secret crush. Those eyes.......... Sounds to me like you're much, much too good for this place. I'm pretty sure you know where the door is - I believe you've been shown it before.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Hey, you need to accept some of the blame too - Gris just drew the cartoons, he wasn't the one fucking himself in the ass with a potted plant. And when your mom walked in on you, did you stop? No! Even as she screamed 'They're all going to laugh at you!' you kept grinding away on the bark. No wonder she phoned up KFM to offer him a blowjob - she needed to get the image out of her mind. And she was right. We all did laugh at you.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History People, maybe it time to request a humble truce with Ballsack. There's no reason to believe he's not the same old insecure, lonely, balding 35 year old he was a few months ago. To make my case, I present Exhibit A: ONE TIME, a dude jerks off into his in mouth in public while staring at another dude, and it sticks with him for life. People make mistakes.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Do you have selective amnesia? We talk about our poop to strangers on the Internet.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History This is either someone imping Ballsack or the drama llama has already paid a visit to our shiny new idiot board. Either way...good times.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History I for one would like to hear Ballsack talk more about how the RMMB mods were mean to him. It's super interesting.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Bunny informed me that it was called "pulling a Geigs". It's pretty funny when you think about it.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Cue the thread being completely derailed into a unintentionally-comical self-indulgent Ballsack 3.0 vs. Whomever flame-war. Welcome to my world new mods... I'm sure something of value will come out of this... I'm also sure it will be you realizing better to pull the trigger on a ban rather than listening to a guy who has obviously been laying in wait for months/years with an ax to grind to take less than a handful of posts to point to the make of the vehicle he (allegedly) drives as a reason for you all to go fuck yourselves. But what do I know. I'm just a hack without my "ban" button. Welcome to my world.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History He got kidnapped during a trip to Oktoberfest and had his brain switched with the preserved gray matter of Heinrich Himmler. The real Ballsack now sits in a fermenting jar of Höhler in a bunker beneath Munich.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History Who the fuck cares about your little board drama - this is supposed to be great moments in RMMB history. Not discuss some bullshit gay board drama that most people don't give a fuck about. And bitching that so and so mod isn't funny isn't funny nor is it the point of the fucking thread. Cut this bullshit. It is not what this new forum is about. --- Hands down best of thread was John Page Fitzgerald call out. Especially when people posted calls made to him. 2 months later the son of a bitch was on Dr. Phil. From internet obsurity to Dr Phil solely because of a messageboard.
Re: Great Moments in RMMB History I am utterly stunned at the spinning top that is this post. You stomp your foot with tears in your eyes, declaring that you've always just been one of the crowd and that you'll promise to be a good boy and stop pulling on pigtails, hocking spitballs and masturbating outside the neighbour boy's bedroom. You then move on to another baseless, boring, ego-driven attack on someone with 1000 times the talent and charisma that you have. This is where my jaw drops...... You tell us that you're some kind of comedic saviour, here to bless us all with your funny. You follow that with some delusional idea that anyone even noticed where you've been. And then the punch line...... "Big Daddy is a success now!!!! You're all going to be so thrilled! Do you like me now? How about now? Now? Please like me!" And now I'm done giving you the attention your Cub Scout leader gave you too much of. Peace out.