I have to chaperone that damn party again this year, so I think I'm going to use my daughter's costumer from last year and go as Alice in Wonderland. I'm sure she'll find that hysterical. Wait, I mean I'll find that hysterical.
My girlfriend saw a dog with a faux lion mane last year and went nuts over it, and now wants me to put one on my dog and then have me dress up as a Scarecrow or Tin Man as a little Wizard of Oz group. By default she'd be Dorothy. I'm not too excited over the thought of wearing facepaint but we'll see what happens. Tomorrow night we're headed to my sister's place to continue a little tradition of carving pumpkins and drinking, but not necessarily in that order.
You know if you dress up your dog we're all going to think you're horribly pussy whipped. I don't think a single guy has ever willingly put a costume, no matter how insignificant or small, on a dog without some sort of coercion.
I'm not sure what to do this Halloween. I don't like hiring costumes. Last time I went as this: Note: this is the first and only time I've shaved my head. The shock value alone got a good response.
I really don't give a shit. Besides, I'd put my money on him tearing the mane off within five minutes followed by my girlfriend and sister struggling to keep it on him for the rest of the night, which would be funny to watch too. I don't think it'll matter but if it comes down to my girlfriend acting frustrated with me all night ("It's okay, I'm fine") versus getting a nice blowjob after the party, you know what option I'm taking.
False. Dogs are pussy magnets, we all know this to be true. You toss a costume on your dog, said females lose their shit. My buddy tossed a Superman cape on his dog one year around Halloween weekend to walk around his neighborhood and had girls running all over the place to ooh and ahh over it. If that counts a coercion, so be it, but I rather view it as smart use of a loyal wingman.
If your dog is going as the Cowardly Lion, are you going to dress up your hamster as Toto? To actually have a dog NOT go as the dog would also mean you could be Dorothy, and your girl friend could be the Tin Man.
I hope you realize that people aren't necessarily being kind to you when they proceed to call you a friend of Dorothy.
The Dorothy thing can be kind of hot in a role playing kind of way. The GF wanted to try it out one year so I dressed up like a tornado and beat her ass with a 2x4.
Costume ordered, incoming by Wednesday. I will be the ugliest nun second only to Penguin from Blues Brothers. I haven't shaved in 3 months now for that authentic grizzled look seen in most cloisters. Both beards, wink wink. My friend is going as a monk complete with the robe and beer mug; he hasn't shaved in 2 years. Of course this will probably backfire and everyone will wonder why the guys from Duck Dynasty are going as clergy.
Untrue. There's a Halloween Dog Costume Contest every year here and it is my favorite day of the entire year and there are tons of single dudes bringing their dogs dressed to the nines. Some of them are even straight.
I don't know if you've ever played the games or seen the movie Hitman? Most of that group of friends are gamers and got the reference.
I've still got the pieces of a Devo costume at home I can recycle if I'm desperate for ideas, but I'm hoping I can make something new this year. My parameters are that I have to be able to easily sit in it, and easily able to drink in it.