Sweet. Jesus. I was going to go Catholic school girl, but A) I cannot find a maternity kilt anywhere, and B) one of the ladies here has a daughter who got knocked up in Catholic school and it might be taken poorly.
If we did that, I'd want to get another girl involved. Hey-o. Maybe I'll dress up as the Virgin Mary. He can dress up as Joseph.
We're considering drawing straws to select a guy to wrap himself in pool noodles and go in blackface as the virus itself.
I'm doing a lazy two for one this year and getting a yellow Tyvek suit to go as zombie/ebola'd Jesse Pinkman. At the moment I'm debating whether it'd be a good idea to get my zombie make up done before going to my friends Halloween party as it means travelling across London, on the tube, looking like I'm about to die of Ebola in a hazmat suit. People will either find it hilarious or I'm going to end up spending Halloween in quarantine.
After all the proscrastination, I think we have come up with our Halloween costumes. This may only make sense in Kansas City, but if you have been watching the World Series or are as obsessed with it as all of KC is, you would get it. My husband is going to be the Marlins Guy and I am going to go as Tech N9ne. His will be easy to pull off, mine may be a bit harder for people to know who I am. I'll wear the black Royals sweatshirt, black stocking hat with hair tucked up, some sort of long chain and a fake beard. But question....any other way a white woman can transform into a black musician without being offensive? And if you haven't been watching....