I HATE all the stupid "You know you're getting old when" or "Going out in your 20s compared to college" lists, cause they are all written but dumbass 25 year olds who act like they are old cause they can't bong shitty vodka like when they were 19 or by aspiring cat ladys in their late 20s who take pride in talking about how much COOLER it is to watch Netflix on a Friday than go out, cause LOLZ BEING OLDER MEANS NOT WEARING TIGHT DRESSES, HAHA. That being said, this list about Halloween is hysterical, mostly due to the amazing accompanying artwork. http://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/hal ... in-college
This is my costume, wig and all. The only thing is, it's so short it basically gives my junk a sun visor....what sort of pants does one wear with such an abomination? Fuck y'all, I'm getting laid in that shit. It's happening.
I feel like this would be awesome at a Halloween party: Attach a GoPro to liquor bottles, pass around party. Ends with one creepy, drunken stare.
Behold, the power of dog treats: Spoiler My bear costume over the weekend comprised of some floppy brown ears and a dot of brown paint on my nose. Success. Now I'm wondering if I could throw together a lion tamer outfit in case there's more parties this weekend, since the lion was a winner.
But, you're last minute shopping on Walmart.com for a costume - what did you expect? http://m.eonline.com/news/592159/wa...el-on-plus-size-halloween-clothing-on-website
I'm sure people will rip on me for saying this but thats actually kind of funny. Obviously the person who wrote that is a smart ass and deserves to get ripped by their supervisor, but that doesn't make it any less funny to me.
I kind of get a kick out of coming up with an idea for a costume of a fictional/fantasy character, googling it, and see all the weirdo cosplay results that pop up. I debated Sherlock Holmes and Jack the Ripper in previous years and some of the fat neckbeard picture examples were PRICELESS. This year, I'm going as the March Hare and results range from humorous based on the drunken Disney version, to kind of terrifying based on the Tim Burton version and other darker takes on Alice in Wonderland. I have a great blazer/bowtie/sweater combo and a hilarious rabbit ear hat, should turn out pretty solid.
I'm going as an irresponsible father When I checked back in to this thread just now, my view went back to this post. I just now noticed the guy chugging the Fireball while holding the baby.
In case any of you ladies were looking for ideas to liven up your neighborhood Halloween party AND the boobie thread . . . NSFW
I havent dressed up for a few years. My last costume was the Most Interesting Man in the World. My greatest shame is the fake Dos Equis bottle. I printed out the label from the internet and glued it to a bottle of Rolling Rock like a fucking philistine.
Bonus working at an ad agency. Just had my print production studio whip up a foamcore pocket watch for my costume. Sweet, I'll be very late for an important date all night bitches.
If you're still feeling lazy, just throw on the same costume and switch the Dos Equis bottle for a pair of classes and a camera and say you're George Lucas.
My girlfriend was already going to be Leela from Futurama and being Fry is pathetically easy (jeans, white shirt, red windbreaker, fuckload of orange spray in hair dye) so that's what I'll be doing Was tempted to go Zapp Brannigan but I'm not in the skirt mood