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HAPPY AMERICA DAY!!! July 4th WDT 2014

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 2, 2014.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Don't Fear the Pooper

    I'm pretty sure I saw The Hovering Vagina open for Blue Oyster Cult in 1981.

    You could try one of these, Shim. Camp Potty
     
    #361 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 7, 2014
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    oh my god. I want that.
    Husband needs to buy that for these excursions.
     
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    Re: Don't Fear the Pooper

    Can I have one of these installed into my office chair? I think that would be rather handy and much more efficient than sneaking down to the first floor handicapped bathroom or driving home to poop like I normally do.

    If a clients in my office, they wont even know other than maybe a grimace or a tilt to one-side.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Re: Don't Fear the Pooper

    When I was in college, I told my girlfriend that I wanted a couch that had a cooler under the middle cushion, a toilet under the other end cushion, and snack storage under the first end. She told me I was stupid, gross and lazy.
     
    #365 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 7, 2014
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    Re: Don't Fear the Pooper

    In other words, "a guy".
     
    #366 Noland, Jul 7, 2014
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    Re: Don't Fear the Pooper

    LUNCH GUNS FOR EVERYONE!
     
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    Re: Don't Fear the Pooper

    I have a feeling all of that applies to you right now going into your second week of bachelorhood.
     
    #368 happyfunball, Jul 7, 2014
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    Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons!

    We geniuses are often misunderstood. Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, Eli Whitney all faced ridicule from their wives / girlfriends or they would've been even more prolific. Oh sure, Preston Tucker is best remembered for his automotive innovations like seat belts, and a middle swivel headlight, but if it weren't for his mistress shooting down his PoopAway driver's seat floorboard flap, you'd never have to take a bathroom break on a long trip.
     
    #369 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 7, 2014
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    Re: Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons!

    I certainly HOPE Edison received ridicule. He was an asshole.
     
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    Re: Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons!

    Let me guess - he never wrote you back, either?
     
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    The Husband says no camp potty.


    Camping is a lot less appealing now.
     
    #373 shimmered, Jul 7, 2014
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    Maybe you could crowdsource to raise the $10.
     
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    I wonder if that would take off. Hmmm.
     
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    You do realize with a camp potty, you will have to literally pack your shit out for disposal.

    For my money I prefer: [​IMG]
     
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    Yes. I know.
    The poop issue is overall disturbing.
     
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    It seems like you need to learn a new skill:

    [​IMG]
     
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    I have that skill whenever I get a stomach flu.
     
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    In the last hour this has jumped to $35k. To make potato salad. I like that he was crowdsourcing $10 to make potato salad and as of now has $35k.

    Edit: While I was typing this post it jumped to $45k...with 6 more backers...
     
    #380 voltronman, Jul 7, 2014
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