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HAPPY AMERICA DAY!!! July 4th WDT 2014

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 2, 2014.

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  1. bewildered

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    I would pound some lactase pills and make it my bitch.
     
    #441 bewildered, Jul 8, 2014
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    Just didn't want you to feel bad if some gardener beat you.

    If you want fun, take a Nat Geo geography test. Most native Americans score embarrassingly low. As in, they can't find Texas on a map of the U.S. Of course, they don't pass out the answers beforehand.
     
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    Do you have the link to that?
     
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    What a twat, standing over the white line. Fuck him. Good thing nothing happened to the rider as well.
     
    #444 FreeCorps, Jul 8, 2014
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    I am back from the land of Hippies and great beer. The fuck did I miss around here?

    If anyone heads to Seattle the Fremont Brewery is a must, damn good beer, 5 dollar pints FTW.
     
    #445 Flat_Rate, Jul 8, 2014
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    While the whole Zach "Danger" Brown kickstarter thing has resulted in what is an admittedly slightly amusing news bit, the unfortunate byproduct is that my FB newsfeed is cluttered with pictures of disgusting, gloppy mounds of potato salad.
     
    #446 Currer Bell, Jul 9, 2014
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    So you survived the flight without cutting your legs off, congrats.
     
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    Today it kind of hit me that I've moved into a desert-like environment.

    It was a long day at the office so a few of us took off to "work from home". No, really.

    When I got home It was 42°C in the sun, and the house was 28°C inside.

    I'm not ashamed to admit that I practically OD'd on blender drinks, cranked up the AC, and took a hell of a nap.

    I love this weather, but holy crap it is not at all conducive to getting work done.

    So here's to a late night writing some code.
     
    #448 Nettdata, Jul 9, 2014
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    I think I might celebrate my birthday today by punching my boss in the balls.
     
    #450 Angel_1756, Jul 9, 2014
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    Happy 40th by the way.
     
    #451 Juice, Jul 9, 2014
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    Juice, you're next on the ball-punching parade.
     
    #452 Angel_1756, Jul 9, 2014
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    Umm...that horse head dude is freaking awesome, of course.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/09/politics/obama-denver-night-out/index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/09/politics/ ... index.html</a>

    The pic in the article isn't very good, this one is better:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Be gentle with me.
     
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    No message at all. there was a conversation between two guys that probably went like this:

    "Dude, I bet you can't shake hands with the President wearing this mask while high. "

    "Challenge Accepted."
     
    #455 Noland, Jul 9, 2014
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    I'm intrigued by what appears to be a tiny Asian Secret Service agent. He's probably some sort of ninja right?
     
    #456 Old Hairy Porno, Jul 9, 2014
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    I'm vaguely aroused by the musculature of that horse's forearms. And dibs on Asian Secret Service Guy when the zombie apocalypse comes, he looks like he could kill you with a pubic hair. Or because you have a pubic hair. Or for any damn reason he feels like.
     
    #457 Chellie, Jul 9, 2014
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    I'm pretty sure he has x-ray vision and was looking straight into the mask to determine the dude wasn't a threat. That's the only reason he allowed the President near him.
     
    #458 Currer Bell, Jul 9, 2014
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    They say 40 is the new 30 ya know.
     
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    Are "they" 40 year olds?

    I AM NOT FORTY.
     
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