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HAPPY AMERICA DAY!!! July 4th WDT 2014

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 2, 2014.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    Well, that's not very 40ish talk, young lady!
     
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  2. shegirl

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    Careful, she's officially a cougar now.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    I always assumed a cougar was an older woman who preyed on the young, much like an actual cougar does.

    The male version is referred to as the "sick disgusting gross old pervert."
     
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    Fixed that for ya.
     
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    Nah, he had it right the first time.
    Edit: I MEAN, I AM NOT A COUGAR. I AM NOT FORTY.
     
    #545 Angel_1756, Jul 10, 2014
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    I liked the show but there is only four episodes (I guess five if you count a question and answer show). It was hard to watch them trying to hit on women in town though.
     
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    Rowr rowr ffffft

    That reminds of the stand up joke about flashing. If a woman does it, it's Girls Gone Wild. If a guy does it, it's America's Most Wanted.

    Angel, don't let turning forty get you down. Shegirl has stayed quite active in the ten years since she hit forty.
     
    #547 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 10, 2014
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    There's nothing wrong with being a bit older, there's no shame in being middle aged. You aren't having a mid life crisis are you?
     
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    She's asian, so they live to like 120, so it's a 1/3 life crises.

    40 ain't all that bad.
     
    #549 The Village Idiot, Jul 10, 2014
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    I think hitting 40 is worth a title change - that's a big milestone.
     
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    Binary, I am going to open a can of whoop ass alllll up in your jammy.
     
    #552 Angel_1756, Jul 10, 2014
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    Age is just a number

    Gosh, you look great! Hubba hubba.
     
    #553 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 10, 2014
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    Do you have to wear granny panties now?

    Because that's hot.
     
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    Sure do. And since I'm allegedly forty, I just tuck my tits into the waistband of my bloomers to save myself having to buy a bra.
     
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    Motherfucker, I am NOT 50.
     
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    Re: Rowr rowr ffffft

    This is all quite shocking. Who knew women were sensitive about their age.
     
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    Re: Rowr rowr ffffft

    Look here, lady. This is all about Angel dealing with turning 40. Don't try to hog the spot light as you head to your golden years. 50 is the new 40, anyway, so don't let it stress you.
     
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    Re: Rowr rowr ffffft

    I once banged a clinical instructor when I was xray school and she was 51 at the time. Believe it or not, it was one of my most enjoyable sexual experiences. Yoga and pilates really do a lot to maintain youth.
     
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    Binary is a mod.
     
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