No guy had ever gotten tired of gearing his partner fucking say outright that his dick tastes amazing. No matter how sick of your talking he is, just fucking telling him that you like the way he tastes is always a valid option. You never need to give cryptic clues on that one.
Why is it whenever you get a haircut everybody you run into has to say "Hey, did you get a haircut?" Did they ever consider I might be the first human being in history who has hair that grows in reverse?
I've never taken a single puff of any kind of smoke, never interested me in the slightest. Booze on the other hand, I've more than made up for anything I haven't tried with the volume of grog I've consumed.
Honestly, if coke, heroin, meth, ecstasy, LSD and weed don't interest you, it's because you haven't really grasped how much fun they are. Fair enough, they might not be worth the price of admission - side effects, come down and addiction risk are all valid reasons to not indulge. But fuck me, there's a reason why drugs are so popular. And if you're more concerned about the risks of weed than the risks of excessive drinking? You need to do more (or better) research.
You'll be hungry, stupid and giggle like a halfwit with a new ball for a few hours. Don't get me wrong, it's fun, but that's the long and short of it.
Goddammit, Crown. What is wrong with the women in London? Some stupid girl wants to marry Paul Bernardo.
Fucking cunt. If I find out who it is I'll torch her goddamn house. She made herself into Public Enemy no. 1 here so fast it's insane. She could not be more stupid, it's impossible.
That fucker is so malevolently evil it is mind-blowing. The sickest of the sick. His waste-of-air wife helped him rape and kill her own sister "as a birthday gift to him". Beyond horrible. There is not a single more detested human being in Canada than Paul Bernardo, I'll wager on that.
I went to a wedding once in Kingston (when he was being held at Kingston Penn), and the wedding was at the yacht club, which butted up next to the penitentiary. My husband's friends all got rip-roaring hammered and were lobbing buns towards the prison walls in an effort to hit Bernardo. In hindsight, why the hell did they put the most hardened criminals on a BODY OF WATER?