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Happy Cold Fold Festival (China) Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Apr 5, 2013.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    I AM SO SORRY I FIXED IT
     

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  2. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Let me answer for him:

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  3. Nitwit

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    I'm pretty sure, at this point in the discussion, that you are................[youtube]MORE LIKE BOOTUBE[/youtube]

    Have a drink, you douche!
     
  4. Pinkcup

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    Sorry, I'm too busy being a lesbian to jump on dudes. Plus, I think being attracted to annoying fuckheads is an entirely different sexual orientation. Like furries and bestiality and stuff! Not for me, I'm afraid.

    More things that involve vaginas and stuff because LESBIAN:



     

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  5. CarbonCopy

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    Dear Nitwit,

    Openly hitting on the female board members does not encourage them to stay around. Especially the way you do it. Ladies back me up here.

    Also, none of them are after your manhood. If you read that into ANY of the posts they made, you are clearly delusional.

    I know this isn't the old RMMB, but they would have told you to drink Drano right before you were banned. Seriously, you (you specifically) will not get laid on this message board. Even if you are propositioning the dudes. Reading comprehension skill is pretty high here, with the exception of you.

    Sincerely,

    CarbonCopy
     
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    Is this what we're doing now?

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  7. Nitwit

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    Do you really think I was "openly" hitting on her? Really?
     
  8. Revengeofthenerds

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    Psst! If you look closely, nitwit is turning into the old ballsack (and ballsack is just turning old)... Maybe that's why Gris came out of hiding?
     
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    Gris is the groundhog.
     
  10. Nitwit

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    C'mon. I'm not turning into anything.

    I'm just suggesting that a new thread get created.

    A daily dialogue thread.
     
  11. D26

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    I'm pretty sure, at this point in the discussion, I am completely right about you, hence the reason you refuse to answer any questions. Since you won't do it, allow me to answer them for you:

    As for a bit more on topic, lesbian:

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  12. Crown Royal

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    I suggest you pull the chute and bail. Now. Gloves are about to come off, you can bank on it.
     
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    If you had spent any amount of time in the drunk thread actually paying attention you would know that the thread you are suggesting is a chat room and that everyone here uses G+ if they want to converse in that manner.
     
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    The one downside to G+ is that the owner does not have banning rights.
     
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    D26 is completely right and I am sorry that I've argued so much when I'm dead wrong.
     
  16. Nom Chompsky

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    I'll let you post as many music videos as you want in this thread as long as you post a naked on in the TIBer thread for each one.
     
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    Although, to be fair, between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I fully reserve the right to post "The Worst 'Oh Holy Night' Video Ever" again and again, as that was sort of a staple of the inaugural Holiday Drunk Thread, and one of the most random things I look forward to all fuckin year.
     
  18. Crown Royal

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    Everybody just puts their fingers in their ears and goes LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA until the offender leaves. Bewildered did it too long once, got winded, and did a header into the keyboard. It spelled "Jesus" on the computer screen.
     
  19. Nitwit

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    How naked?
     
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    Cue poorly lit cockshot that he spams to girls who according to him "gave off the vibe that they wanted the d."
     
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