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Happy Cold Fold Festival (China) Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Apr 5, 2013.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    See, this makes sense to me, because that video is hilarious, and "O Holy Night" is a Christmas song - so you post it in the Christmas thread, and then we don't see it until the next year.

    Whereas I see the same fucking Casey Donahew Band song, which never has any connection to anything anyone is talking about, posted year-round.
     
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    C'mon.

    Let me get three a week forever for boxer briefs?
     
  4. CarbonCopy

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    Reading comprehension is a bitch.
     
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    We need to see your dingus. You also probably need to bend over, spread your ass cheeks, hold back the unruly bits of your crack forest, and show us your brown eye. That will earn you one music video posting in the drunk thread.

    If you want unlimited video postings in this thread, record a video of yourself masturbating and send it directly to Shegirl's inbox.
     
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    "I'm bored! Lets go!!!"
     
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    Dude, I am a person that used to jump right in and post a fuckload of videos way back when we had entire drunk thread pages themed around that. But you know what? Their arguments are not without valor. We have an entire thread for videos. Sure, it's not as wildly popular as the drunk threads, but as it turns out, a fuckload of people don't like having to scroll past my medley of '90s whiteboy rap videos. So you know what I'm gonna do? Not post that shit in the fuckin Drunk Thread anymore. It's not that hard.

    I never found scrolling the mouse wheel down a bit to be arduous, but I can understand people being pissed off when the drunk thread that they come to for venting and relaxation becomes nothing but 32 shitty music videos interspersed with what they want.

    Let it go dude. It's not a fight to take a stand on.
     
  8. bewildered

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    One music vid for boxer briefs. Two videos for naked. Three for erect penis. Four for you spreading out your ass cheeks and showing the world your asshole. Pick two.

    please don't do any of this.
     
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm really sorry.

    I probably gave you the impression that I was open to compromise. That's my fault.

    This isn't a negotiation. I've told you how to earn it. You'll do it, or you won't.
     
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    Oh God girl, I want it from you that bad too!

    Nom calm down; this is how we do it.
     
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    HEY LURKERS DONT YOU JUST WANT TO JOIN IN THE PHUN CONVERSATIONS WE HAVE????!!!
     
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    Please more Gris.
     
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    Shut up ssycko. Everyone here knows you're not a real person and even if you were you'd be a hipster anyway; and they don't count.



    Uhh, can I play a song?
     
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    Fine.

    Okay I meant JESUS CHRIST, FUCK OFF. Every person on here is trying to tell you something and you are in an iron dome that messages cannot penetrate. They get deflected from you like biplanes flying too close to King Kong. I have no idea how thick the walls of your parents' laundry room-converted-into-border apartment are that this can't reach you for some reason, but you relentlessly creep around like a spider on here and it's obvious the gates are opening.

    You say spine-tingling things to tibettes and you DO clog up the thread with vidoes overwhelmingly more than anybody here. We've all posted videos on the drunk thread and I used to be one of the worst. When people started bringing that up, I backed off unless we had a "theme" pop up like cheesy 90's dance or paying homage to something universally loved like AC/DC or Alice in Chains. We don't post the entire catalogue of Whogivesashit in four posts, then repeat three more time that night "in case anybody missed it." Then dedicate a country song to a female board member who makes it very clear they don't like country music. I can't tell if you're tired of the format that we clearly still aren't, or you're just plain fucking dim.

    If you don't believe me, go back and read the past few pages when you crush some foil on your antenna because you have some SERIOUS static upstairs at this moment.
     
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    OK, to be fair. I understand what you're saying. A daily dialog, mostly unmoderated thread where people can put up whatever they want, including (but not limited to) music videos.

    And what you need to realize is, we already have that, except for the music video part. For the last goddamned time ONE MUSIC VIDEO TO MAKE A POINT OR BE FUNNY IS OK. 19 MUSIC VIDEOS IN A ROW TO SHOW PEOPLE WHAT YOU THINK IS AWESOME ALREADY HAS A THREAD.

    Can I BE louder? /Chandler
     
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    See what's funny is that most of the ladies on here will send you PM's and even a few will send nudes if you are cool. Nitwit will never know because he clearly isn't. All of the other cool dudes and ladies can back me up on this.

    Sorry these words are so hard to deal with dude.
     
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    Nitwit, I backed you up last week on this but please just drop it. The music videos alone don't bother me that much, but you're trying very hard to not look like you're trying hard and it's becoming weird.

    Everyone else: Fuck you, I haven't gotten my fucking raise yet.
     
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    I just want to say, that if you are friends with someone, don't leave southern comfort in their house. I mean, unless a shitty friend left it at your house and now you're leaving it at someone else's house to get rid of it and simultaneously make your friend feel nice thoughts because ALCOHOL.

    This shit is like terribly thick cough syrup. And yet, I'm drinking it. I need better booze.
     
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    God damnit. I'm not even cool on the internet.
     
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    Yeah, I totally send nudes to e'rybody.
     
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