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Happy Cold Fold Festival (China) Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Apr 5, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Is that "rap music"?
     
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    Yeah, I'll get crayons and cover my face and be the next Nicki minaj.
     
  3. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    FTFY. Shit just needed a lil polishing.
     
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    Come see "Alice's Restaurant" over at the music thread.

    Hah! See what I did there?

    But no, really do it. For 19 minutes.
     
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    G'night, y'all.

    nope

    --nom
     
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    See, this is the problem. YOU'VE POSTED THE FUCKING SONG BEFORE! HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO POST THE SAME FUCKING SONGS?!?

    NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ANYTHING BY THE CASEY DONAHEW BAND!
     
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    Fo' real, tho. I'm the Suge Knight of the Calgary exurbs. At least until my folks get back from Arizona.
     
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    What? Never posted that song ever.

    Oh. I got Nom'ed.

    Never mind.
     
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    Casey Donahew?!?!? Da FUCK is that? When The PHIL Donohue Band kicks so much more ass. The album "Silver Fox" was tha shizzzzzzzzzz brah
     
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    You probably do Borat and Schwarzenegger impressions at parties.
     
  12. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    Until people celebrate his wack taste in music? I'm pretty sure that's all this comes down to.

    Ever been to a party where that annoying dude keeps shoving a CD in the hosts face, and when it finally gets a turn he can't stop talking your ear off about how awesome it is? Nitwit's taken that persona online and will not stop until you acknowledge how awesome he is for copy and pasting a hyperlink and wrapping youtube tags around it.
     
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    I just got home and I'm drunk and I want to have virtual online fun.
     
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    We had a guy like that on our campsite once. Nobody really knew who he was, he would randomly walk around our site, smoking big ol' joints to just himself and doing Hollywood lines of shitty-looking coke in his half-put-together tent. He was CONSTANTLY throwing on a song by Korn called "Ya'll Want a Single?" that I thought wasn't good to begin with, he played it GAIN AND AGAIN on our stero over the long weekend, it was a buzz kill hearing this stupid song ALL THE FUCKING TIME so finally I threatened to burn his face off with a flaming log because he just wouldn't fuck off with it and nobody really tried to hold me back.
     
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    Well that's extreme. And I thought tossing the CD in the toilet was over the top. Did this incident happen to take place at Country Campin', outside Port Burwell? Please tell me you've heard of that place.
     
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    The last 12 pages of this thread
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    Also.. is the whole, 'I claim that the Tibettes send me nudes, then the Tibettes actually send me nudes' a real thing? Is this a form of beetlejuicing? I think I missed something in the fine print when I signed up for this place.
     
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    Fuckity fuck i got smashed at work. You guys fight too much. I pretty bych only post on here when I'm drunk and losing naked bets but still. You're funnier when you're nice. Eccept the girls, they're funny all the time.
     
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    I propose a compromise.

    Each music video MUST be accompanied by...

    -A statement along the lines of "If you like ____ than you'll like this band."
    -One nude photo of a woman (or dude for nom) of your choice (with minimal bush, I wont say none, but fuck it, I can have demands too).

    Everyone wins, and if you have a problem scrolling past music videos, your priorities are not in order. Stop being a douche and ignore them.
     
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    Yeah sure we can receive nude pics, but can we receive hugs? YOU CAN'T PM A CUDDLE LADIES AND YOU CAN'T HUG SOMEONE WITH NUCLEAR ARMS!
     
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    Yes, well....I'm really happy I read all of THAT bullshit.

    In other news, I got straight A's, deadlifted 425 for like the fourth time ever, and got a handwritten letter from my ex detailing her dreams about me and her regrets. Not a bad week.

    Saw this in a sex shop in Busan, which qualifies for the greatest advertising genius of all time:


    Out of curiosity, what is the board opinion of doing school online? I am using this as a way of erasing my bad GPA from undergrad and I'll do another, traditional master's after this, but...well, if it's accredited, does that mean as good as the next one?
     

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