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Happy Cold Fold Festival (China) Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Apr 5, 2013.

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  1. Frank

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    You think you're better than me?
     
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    Duh... Don't we go through this every couple of months Frank?

    I get this strange sense that nearly everyone on here has a superiority complex. (and I'm ok with that)
     
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    Honestly, I lurk more than I post because by the time I get around to reading threads, either the fun is over, or the important stuff has already been covered. Sad to say, I don't check this board every day. There's times when I don't even read the drunk thread until it's already closed & locked (probably because last time I did when I was drinking, yeah, not a good idea).
     
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    Oh, you have a life, huh? It's always some excuse with you lurkers. Jeez.
     
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    Well, it's 70 degrees & gorgeous out and I just got done... defrosting the deep freezer in the garage. On a good note, that's because the local place is having their semi annual MEAT sale where I can get stuff cheaper than I can at work (whole ribeye, $5.49/lb, strip steak, $4.99/lb, tenderloin (hello, 2" thick filets!), $7.99/lb, etc.). So not sure how much of a life it is!
     
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    Wow, I missed all the snarkiness. Whatever, let's see if we can go a different route. Yes, there's a youtube video involved. But it's awesome.

    7 year old Jack Hoffman had brain cancer. While he was fighting it he became friends with Nebraska running back Rex Burkhead. So he was invited to Nebraska's spring game.



    Fuck yeah.
     
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    And you're not posing topless with said meat because...?
     
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    The sale doesn't start until Tuesday.... and no way am I holding frozen, shrink wrapped chunks of meat topless for long enough to take a pic! Plus, I already did that once, I hate to be redundant.
     
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    Pretty sure this is gonna be the next "Jersey Shore" douche-baggy viral-show. I'm not sure if I either find this trailer hilarious, or am disgusted by it. But I'm definitely at one of those extremes.

    Either way, I'll be watching the first episode, and I'm not even their target audience, so it must have done its job.
     
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    How can wrestlemania be the same night as a Country Music award show? They have the same audience!
     
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    "Me and Ryan, we have a Bromance relationship..."

    Oh really? So you guys fuck each other then? Because that's what it sounds like.
     
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    I couldn't get through the whole video. He's just too dumb. Once it got to the part were he was awkwardly hitting on girls, and they weren't into it I was through. If your an Olympic gold medalist and you have trouble picking up girls because you're clearly dumb as box of rocks.... Just wow.
     
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    Heh, Dixie caliber.
     
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    The was inevitable, since he's an open sore, douchebag, shit-stain of a human being so of course he's going to have reality show. This is the guy who demanded $750,000 for The Bachelor and "total creative control" over his character, which was actually himself. He's compost. Go get your fucking eyebrows sculpted again, Chachi.
     
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    Grown Ups 2 is coming out soon, since I can't get the Youtube video to work click <a class="postlink" href="http://youtu.be/a_c3hW0Uyvc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://youtu.be/a_c3hW0Uyvc</a> for the fail of a movie trailer.


    Fuck I can't get anything to work now.
     
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    Your ability to get pussy defies all logic, reason and scientific achievement.
     
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    Nerd porn

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    I went to a small, hole-in-the-wall bar on Saturday that had Dogfish 120 min. on tap. I've been to Dogfish Head restaurants that didn't have that on tap.

    God is real, people, and he owns a tiny bar in CT.
     
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    I have no idea who that is, and her boobs aren't exceptional enough for me to care.
     
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